Yesterday, while ambling about the neighborhood I noticed a conglomeration of people down by Perry Street. Curious, I went over and found dozens and dozens of starfuckers huddled together (they made the Ellis Island imigration arrivals look positively spread acres apart).
I overheard from a deranged French woman name Natalie that Matt Damon was 'feelming'. (he had also been there earlier in the day) Sure enough the signs were up saying thet Hundreds of Hats or A Hundred Hats productions was filming 'The Adjustment Bureau' (working title, may be different when it hits DVD). Shortly thereafter a black SUV wannabe with tinted windows arrived. Gawkers were admonished to not use the flash of their cameras. Not a problem since the majority were using their cellphones. I never saw so damn many cellphones appear at one time! The flash thing was also absurd since it was a very sunny afternoon.
Then, there he was. Matt Damon. Not as tall or as broad as he appears in film. Short cropped hair, from 40 feet away it was hard to be sure if it was scalp or the first gray hairs moving in.
His trousers weren't tight enough fitting to tell what hides underneath, even his ass wasn't held in tightly and then he put on the darn suit-jacket.
Miffed, I headed down the block and kept sex-crazed women from having their pics taken in front of the Sex In The City brownstone (exterior shots of where Bradshaw character lives). There is a nice new box along the stairs though, asking people to drop in a dollar for some animal project, if they are taking their pictures there.
So, how about it? Any Matt Damon pics? Anybody?