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Cool, thanks again deez!!

The one girl announces that he just cracks the 9" mark, which is about how it looks in this screencap...
 

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Right, so just to recap, we've got.....

Ramon
Preston Parker
Shane Diesel
Billy Glide
Shorty Mac
Johnny Sins
Chris Charming
Ben English
Castro Supreme
Lexington Steele
Sledgehammer
Criss Strokes
"Mint"
Jack Napier
John Holmes

...which makes 15. Um, that's it?! Good start, I guess, but there's gotta be more....right?!
 

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Cool, thanks again deez!!

The one girl announces that he just cracks the 9" mark, which is about how it looks in this screencap...


This is the kind of silly "measurements" done in porn.

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/71321d1252419772-measured-porn-stars-napier1.jpg

The ruler is positioned sideways instead ON TOP of the shaft.

The beggining of the ruler isn't in contact with the pelvic bone because it is positioned rigth over his leg.

Jack Napier is around 8" and with this totally absurd "measurement" it SEEMS that his dick reach the 9" mark.

Well, I guess they do that bullshit because there are people willing to believe this is a serious or accurate measurement :biggrin1:

http://www.lpsg.org/114277-the-truth-about-monsters-cock.html
 
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Sledge. Another really STUPID "measurement".:biggrin1:

Just as stupid as Napier's one. But here the girl places the ruler UNDER the shaft and pressing it against the leg. :biggrin1:

... and from the camera angle used here (cameras on big dicked porn uses "fish-eye" type lenses wich enhances the perceived size of objects) the dick is closer to the lens than the ruler. This is why the dick looks bigger when compared with the ruler placed backwards.
 
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Lex "measured" in the usual stupid way porn directors do in "Lewd Conduct 3"

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/63873d1243950462-measured-porn-stars-lex1.jpg

Of course it seems to reach "9 inches" but.... can you see that the beggining of the metric tape is at least 1 inch far from the shaft?. You can even see part of the girl's fingers between the border of the metric tape and the shaft!!

And once again the metric tape is positioned sideways, not ON TOP of the shaft.

This is the typical "measurement" done using the ass (instead of the brain) :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

And this is the famous "measurement" everybody talks about to justify that Lex Steele's dick is 9 inches. :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
 
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So this basically means that Mandingo and Jack are 10 inches plus than? Lex admitted in a interview that Dingo and Jack were on another size level compared to everybody else.

No, this means that Mandingo and Jack are about 8" because Lex is less than 8" and this is the reason he does his "measurements" in such stupid ways as the ones showed in "Lewd Conduct 3" with the only purpose of adding 1 or 2" inches to his dick by positioning the metric tape in an extremely incorrect way.

Here you can read and see more about the actual size of those pornstars (despite those stupid "measurements" they do in some videos):

http://www.lpsg.org/114277-the-truth-about-monsters-cock.html

The rigth way of measuring a penis is quite simply and well-known: placing a metric tape ON TOP of the erect shaft, with the beggining pressing against the pubic bone and measuring the distance from this point to the tip of the glans WITHOUT BENDING the metric tape over the curved shape of the glans.

Why there isn't a single porn guy who had measured his dick using the correct way?. Because all of them are adding inches to their dicks by measuring them very bad.
 
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...or simply telling the girls to cover the beggining of the metric tape with the tips of their fingers, so the 1 or 2 first inches mark remains hide not allowing to see where the beggining of the ruler is positioned, like these ridiculous "measurements" posted at this thread show...

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/67066d1247942059-measured-porn-stars-billy_glide.jpg

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/67067d1247942059-measured-porn-stars-castro1.jpg

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/67068d1247942116-measured-porn-stars-johnny_sins1.jpg

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/67069d1247942158-measured-porn-stars-shane_diesel8.jpg

:biggrin1::biggrin1:

Resuming:

Penis size claimed by pornstars = BULLSHIT

Penis size estimated by most people who watch porn = BULLSHIT.

Penis size "measurements" shown in some porn videos = BULLSHIT
 
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If anyone responds to rfj in this thread I will personally murder their family.

I said it clearly before: we are NOT here to discuss the accuracy of the measurements. Take that shit elsewhere.
 

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If anyone responds to rfj in this thread I will personally murder their family.

I said it clearly before: we are NOT here to discuss the accuracy of the measurements. Take that shit elsewhere.

Do you know the meaning of the expression "freedom of speech"? :biggrin1::biggrin1:
 

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Holy shit I'm basically this guy's size. My wife once put an Ozarka bottle up to my dick too and it was the same as this guy's measures. .... ..... ..... Why does his dick look way bigger than mine then..?

Probably because your wife isn't 4'9" and you don't view your own dick through a camera from specific angles.
 
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Holy shit I'm basically this guy's size. My wife once put an Ozarka bottle up to my dick too and it was the same as this guy's measures. .... ..... ..... Why does his dick look way bigger than mine then..?

...because you don't see your dick through the fish-eyes lenses of a proffesional video-camara operated by a pro camera man who knows very well the angles he must use in order to make it look much bigger than actually is :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
 

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