"Shit!" said Terry.
"If they find it, they'll know who I am!"
"Maybe they didn't get a good look at us. We can go back and get it. If we hurry, we might get it back before they find it."
Terry grabbed Alice's arm and began to head back to the pizza place. Alice only got a few steps before her knees buckled and she dropped to the ground.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" she exclaimed.
"What, what's the matter?"
"Ow! Woah, I dunno, it felt like I just had another orgasm..."
"What, like, standing here right now?"
"Ho ffffffff.... Yes..."
"Is that even possible?"
"I guess so. It wasn't as big as the ones you gave me, but it's like my crotch is super sensitive right now. Just rubbing against my panties is setting me oooohoohoff. Setting me off!"
"Well enjoy it on the way, we've gotta go get your phone."
She shot him a dirty look from her seat on the sidewalk "I'm not going anywhere. I've gotta sit down for a minute. I can't walk or see straight and my stomach hurts, bad."
"You're having phantom orgasms and your stomach hurts? Why does your stomach hurt?"
"Maybe because someone was just pounding on it with their giant dong, Dingus!" She punched him hard in the shin.
"Ow! Fine! But we need to get your phone!" he said, balancing on one leg and rubbing his injured shin.
"You get it!"
"The manager looked me right in the eyes, he'll know it's me the second I step in there. Do you have any friends nearby you can call?"
"Maybe if I had my phone, duh!"
"I mean with my phone."
"I don't know any of their numbers. It's all in my address book in my phone." She glared at him again.
Terry ran his hands through his hair, thinking hard. Maybe there was someone nearby he could call...
As if on cue, his cellphone buzzed. It was a text from Greg of all people.
"Was that u i just saw running out of MM?"
Greg had been there? Terry had been so focused on Alice, and then trying to escape that he hadn't even seen him. He texted back.
"Yea. Need a favor. Plz go into bathroom and get iPhone. Bring it to me."
"lol, u r so stupid. Will do. Where r u?"
Terry looked around for a good meeting place. There was a Burger king across the street on the opposite side of the building they were hiding behind. He looked down at Alice "My friend is getting the phone. Can you make it to the Burger King?" he asked. She stood up on shaky knees, leaning heavily on him for support.
"Yeah, I guess."
Terry texted Greg "Meet me @ BK."
"K"
"And bring my bike 2 plz." he added as an afterthought.
"@$$hole" texted Greg.
Terry and Alice made their way to the Burger King. Alice was right, she could barely walk straight, and every few steps she would let out a little breath as if she'd just been tickled. Terry couldn't help but feel proud of himself in spite of the situation. They found a table and sat down, taking furtive glances out the window every so often, half expecting to see the police pull up outside.
A few minutes later, Greg walked into the Burger King. Terry stood up, smiling. He hadn't seen Greg since summer started. The former team captain looked every bit as dynamic and powerful as he did during their last game of the season against Medfield. They'd have lost that game if it weren't for him.
Alice was jealous immediately. She'd never been able to get any more than a "hi" out of Greg. He was always too busy being loyal to that awful Shirley Brattenburger. How a girl as mannish as Shirley could get a hunk like Greg Alice would never know. He was easily three or four inches taller than Terry, broader across the chest and shoulders, too. If only he had Terry's cock he would have been sooo perfect.
"Hi Greg." She said, resting her chin on the back of the booth.
"Hey there..."
"Alice." Terry whispered.
"Alice."
"Did you get my phone?" She asked.
"I did, actually. You've got some interesting pictures on there."
Terry and Alice both blushed.
"Who said you could go through it!? Give it here!"
"Sorry, it was already open to your photo gallery. From the looks of things you saw some big things today." he handed her her phone over the back of the booth.
"Ha ha. Talk to Terry. The pictures are of him." She turned back around and started deleting the photos.
Greg burst out laughing. Terry crossed his arms over his chest. He knew Greg had no idea he'd undergone a *ahem* growth spurt recently, and was offended on principle, even if there was nothing to be ashamed of anymore.
Greg wiped his eyes "Sorry." he said.
"Yeah whatever. Thanks for doing that, dude. Where's my bike?"
"You locked it to the rack, Dingus. I don't know your combo."
"He is a dingus." Alice said from behind the booth.
"I'll go back and get it I guess. Are there a lot of cops there?"
"I don't think the manager actually called them. They hadn't shown up by the time I left. That was pretty friggin' funny though." he leaned in to Terry's ear and lowered his voice "I guess you found a girl willing to overlook your little 'size issue', huh?" he winked.
Terry looked nonplussed "Something like that."
Greg grinned and slapped him on the back "Lighten up dude. From the sound of things you just got laid. How was it?"
"Amazing, but can we not talk about it here?"
"Yeah really. I'm so embarrassed right now I want to die." said Alice.
"Aw come on, if Terry can get over his embarrassment, I'm sure you can."
"Terry's got nothing to be embarrassed about."
Greg smiled "True enough. You've got a very enlightened attitude, young lady."
"Whatever." she waved the back of her hand at him.
Terry shook Greg's hand again "Hey, thanks man. We've got to stay in touch after I get set up at Bradford."
"Oh I'm sure we will." Greg winked again and walked out.
Terry went back to Alice.
"I'm gonna go get my bike. It looks like the heat's died down a little."
"Fine."
Terry didn't like the sound of that 'fine'.
"What's up?" he asked.
"Nothing. Go off to Bradford, have a nice life."
"Is there something on your mind?"
"Are you just gonna fuck me and leave me?"
Terry rubbed his hand over his hair. There was always a catch.
"Do you want to date? I guess we could do the long distance thing. I just didn't think you wanted to..."
"I don't." she said "But I wanted you to ask. You're off the hook. Go."
Terry started to get up.
"Wait."
He sat back down.
"Just remember this." Alice looked him right in the eyes "You can date whoever you want in college, but in return, if you and I ever cross paths again, you have to have sex with me whenever I want. Understand?"
"Umm, okay. Deal."
"Promise."
"Umm..."
"Promise me."
"Okay, I promise."
"Promise what?"
"I promise that if we cross paths again, I will have sex with you whenever you want... Within reason." his voice was firm on this last point. Her expression narrowed, but she raised no objection.
"Deal."
They shook on it.