Men touching themselves!

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  1. Not_Punny

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    This afternoon I heard on the radio that, in the course of a month, the average person will touch the hands of TWENTY SIX MEN who haven't washed their hands since last touching their private parts.

    (As compared to touching the hands of TWO females who haven't washed their hands since last touching their private parts.)

    Could this be true?!

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    (This was reported on the radio by Dr. Dean Edell, a physician who became a national radio host in the U.S.)
     
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    I never wash my hands, except during a shower.
     
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    I wash my hands all the time. My balls are probably cleaner than my hands because they are in a clean pair of underwear all day.
     
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    It's especially true if you are a urologist or Prince Charles.:wink:
     
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    I wash my hands if i go to a doctor and 3-4 times a day, I dont get sick much
     
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    My husband often used to come back from the men's toilets in the pub round the corner and say with disgust that the soap was dry, and he wasn't even ocd.
     
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    I dont get sick much either.
     
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    And don't forget not to eat the peanuts in bars they're full of jizz and piss germs.
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Ewwwwwwwww! ( looking for anti bacterial hand cleanser in purse)
     
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    And yesterday I heard (on another show) that IN HOTELS, the remote controls, door knobs, phones and A/C controls in the average are all covered with tiny particles of fecal matter.
     
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    air is full of microscopic fecal matter.
     
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    And don't forget (just think about it and think about how many times you probably did this also at one time or another) the bed spreads on beds in motels and hotels don't get washed everyday. I can remember times when I walked through the door of a hotel or motel that me and a sexual partner went straight to the bed and made love on top of the bedspread. How many times has that bedspread had cum, vaginal love juice and or anal secretions smeared on it since it was last washed. I throw the bedspread on the floor out of the way now first thing.
     
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    And if your toothbrush is near the toilet it's full of tiny bits of poo, I think it's up to about 12 feet away.

    If we spend too much time thinking about how dirty things are we'd all turn Howard Hughes.
     
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    In fact, dont eat any veggies, it is grown in poop, and it is almost impossible to clean it completely.

    Milk is ok, because it is pasteurized, but there is still quite a bit of cow dung in it.
     
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    I have THREE signs up in my bathroom that say, "CLOSE LID BEFORE FLUSHING"
     
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    Dang! I'm gonna have to get me one of these....

    clean suit

     
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    Thats a shit eating grin!
     
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    news flash, urine is sterile. even so I always wash my hands.
     
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    It's only sterile while it's fresh, if it's been festering on your hands for four hours its full of bacteria.
     
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    Eeeewww! You so NASTY :puke:


    I'm never eating out again.


    Thats why when I traveled 20 weeks out of the year for work I carried my own Liquid Lysol and Clorox Clean-Up into the hotel room. Before I unpacked or took off my shoes I cleaned the bathroom, the phone, all knobs: door, the little turny-thingie on the lamp, light switches, remotes that metal pull cord for the drapes, light switches, etc.


    Yup, me too!


    Too late, I think I'm already there. :tongue::redface::biggrin1:

    Funny & hot, nice combo Monster.:wink: