Messy butt sex

[Munely]

Ew?

First, that video, lol.

And well, messiness is something that turns me off too. The thing is, I'm mostly bottom with the guy I'm with right now, and I'm pretty confident about my being clean before sex. However, since he is a top, not really used to anal play, eventhough I literally crave ass, I'm a bit insecure, because I don't trust his cleanliness. Kinda sucks. I really don't think he does anything special to clean there, since he's not really into it. It just sucks for me, cause if I do get to top him.. I don't want to get repulsed the first times I do. Oh well.

 

[Lex]

When it has happened I've immediately stopped, mid action, and marched us both into the shower. Long before it was "mandatory", I kept condoms around for just that reason. One enters the poop chute at one's own risk, after having considered ALL possible consequences. Fortunately, this hasn't happened all the time. But it happens.

"To the showers, my boy and pick up that bar of soap for me while you're down there! That's a good lad. Arrrg!"

What he said. I have found that as a top it ruins my mood to a point and as a bottom, it feels uncomfortable (the fecal matter creates friction). So, when it happens (and it can happen, especially when you are hung and hit very deep in the canal, including the second sphincter) I have stopped and cleaned out some more. Then continued.


<--drops bar of soap in front of midlifebear for good measure.


GrRRRRr

 

[skeeter1]

do theenama thing twice or three times before you start

 

[dombear]

It's only happened to me once, after a very prolonged session, but it was quite minor. Still, I douche thoroughly beforehand, plus I know that my second sphincter is about 10 inches in, so I know most guys don't get that far. Unless I know that I will be playing with large toys, or very large guys (very rare), I will do a deep douche. Unfortunately, going that far is a little uncomfortable for me, so I don't really go that deep regularly.

 

[blakobra8]

Yikes Mr.Hardcock, well done. :biggrin1:

How about this?

eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Anal Sex Disaster

that is hilarious. And mr. hardcock, you're link is FORBIDDEN. must be pretty bad.

 

[Symphonic]

I accept the consequences of my actions. Rather than cause a ruckus I just ( like I normally would insist anyway ) take a shower afterwards.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

My philosophy is this: If you can't stand getting dirty don't play in the mud! Sure it has happened a couple of times whe i pulled out and my cock was less than clean. I just turned the condom inside out, and flushed it. I didn't even tell the dudes it happend with because I didn't want to embarrass them.

One thing that will keep you from having that problem is eating plenty of fiber in your diet. Taking a supplement like Metamucil will really help too.

 

[lickme69]

I only do anal with someone I am very close to, so if there is a little mess, I am not embarrassed because we can move on from that and not worry about it. I never get ready for anal. It is something that just happens spontaneously. I have never had anything really bad happen like that video, but I am sure he washed his dick off when we are through.

 

[B_Hamadim]

It turned me off, I was about to vomit.

I am no more going to fuck a guy/girl in the Ass.

 

[jdoe86]

Yikes Mr.Hardcock, well done. :biggrin1:

How about this?

eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Anal Sex Disaster

I've had this happen before... Not fun, but thats why I always keep a dark towel and a box or baby wipes next to the bed. Hell, I've given girls and guys serious enemas and sometimes "shit happens".

(at least you could say you fucked the shit out of someone)

 

[Principessa]

My philosophy is this: If you can't stand getting dirty don't play in the mud! Sure it has happened a couple of times whe i pulled out and my cock was less than clean. I just turned the condom inside out, and flushed it. I didn't even tell the dudes it happend with because I didn't want to embarrass them.

One thing that will keep you from having that problem is eating plenty of fiber in your diet. Taking a supplement like Metamucil will really help too.[/QUOTE]
A handheld shower massage set to the strong pulse setting has been my best friend since I started having anal a few years ago. It's sort of like a high pressure wash for the booty.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

lol... Oh good! I always worry about offending people when I start telling my gay jokes. They're all raunchy and they always offend at least somebody! :tongue:

Oh honey please don't stop!
I need some new jokes gay or straight!:biggrin1:
C.B.:saevil:

 

[Kimahri]

To this I can only say....

EEWWWWW

 

[sexplease]

ya gotta clean the oven if you're gonna cook in it.

 

[joeweekend]

The key to to tidy butt sex is to avoid HUGE HUNG guys. Or, if you're with a hugh hung guy, that he doesn't insist on burying it balls deep.

Oh, yeah, and like the girl in that whorrific video: don't let yourself get fucked when you're suffering from food poisoning. Never a good idea.

 

[MovingForward]

I have made sure, that once I am in I do not pull out for the fear of it being messy. When I am the bottom I eat and then douche about two hours after that and I do not eat anything else until after I have sex. I was told that it is not safe to douche more than once a week, anyone else know if that is true? I just use warm water