Moaning and Groaning

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Have you ever heard a friend or relative having sex? I have overheard several of my male cousins with their female partners late at night moaning and groaning. lol On two separate occassions, two of them actually woke me out of my sleep because the women were moaning so loud. It was definitely a turn on. I love to hear other people having sex. I'm a freak, so what!
 

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Many years ago we took the kids camping at a state park, nestled in the Adirondack Mtns. It was early morning, 8-8:30 and I was taking my oldest, at the time 13, to the bathroom facility. It was a quiet still morning, you could hear the birds in far off trees.

As we came up on a small dome tent I hard some muffled sounds coming from within, over and over again. It soon became evident that it was the early morning sounds of sex. As we passed by the tent it was like listening to a porn movie, in the great outdoors. My son looked at me and I at him. I tried to come up with something to say, but not much came out of my mouth.

We did what we had to do and ventured back to our cabin, passing right by that same tent and the inhabitants were now outside and they had the LOOK of morning sex, all mussed up and gathering themselves.

Besides seeing a mother bear and her cubs pass by the campsite, that is the one camping story he remebers and still talks about....He's 20 now.
 

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Have you ever heard a friend or relative having sex?

My sister's bed backs up to the other side of the same wall where my computer desk is, and I've heard her making noises masturbating before.

Contrary to what fanfiction might tell you though, it's not the least bit sexy (if anything, it's annoying) and I just turn up the radio loud enough that I can't hear her :p

Now, if you're asking about strangers, that's a different story. I've heard people on occasion when walking home at night through my neighborhood and that's definately sexy. I've stopped to tie my shoe and sneak a listen for a minute before moving on.
 

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My sister's bed backs up to the other side of the same wall where my computer desk is, and I've heard her making noises masturbating before.

Contrary to what fanfiction might tell you though, it's not the least bit sexy (if anything, it's annoying) and I just turn up the radio loud enough that I can't hear her :p

Now, if you're asking about strangers, that's a different story. I've heard people on occasion when walking home at night through my neighborhood and that's definately sexy. I've stopped to tie my shoe and sneak a listen for a minute before moving on.
Your lack of lesbian incest stories disappoints me.

:rolleyes:
 

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i live in a dorm and loud sex is nothing foriegn to dorm life thats for sure lol

you hear it and you find your self walking up and down the halls to see whose room its coming from lol
 

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I lived in a frat house for three years at university and one morning I was laying in bed trying to figure out if I was going to get up or not and suddenly realized that the guy across the hall was screwing his girlfriend. We had sleeping lofts and we shared a common wall. The guy was an asshole so I wasn't at all excited about hearing him, but it made me laugh when he started talking dirty to his girlfriend.

She apparently didn't care for it because she said nothing and the he started begging her to stay. I'm trying to keep from busting out laughing. So she decides to stay (probably b/c her panties are missing and its early in the morning and what girl wants to pop out of a boys room at 9am and see 100 of his fellow members). Then I hear him say something like "now I am going to make you cum" and he starts humping like a banshee. Moaning, grunting, the whole nine yards. Her---nothing. Silent as a ghost.

This goes on for like two minutes. FInally the girl, in the most bored voice immaginable, say "I'm getting sore, stop it." I guess she didn't find it very exciting either. So then he says "suck my dick" and she laughed. Minutes later I hear her going down the stairs to the his living room. Much to my surprise, seconds later, she bounds down the hall with him nipping at her heels.

Later I saw him in the hall and I gave him a look that said "pathetic" and he turned bright red and said nothing to me for at least a week. It was great.
 

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Of course if you've lived in a college dorm or been in the barracks in the military...you'll hear alll sorts of sex noises. I've been the culprit...and I've been the listener...which, yes, it turns me on to hear others having sex. I can't help it...I'm somewhat of a nympho.
 

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In the modern dorm, it's not only hearing straight sex, but gay sex, as well as masturbating. One funny moment from college: I was in an apartment, with the windows wide open because it was hot and humid in the middle of summer and the apartment had no air conditioining. At about 5 a.m., I hear, from the next building, a lot of groaning and grunting (surely from another apartment in which all of the windows were open). The man says, "I'm cumming! Try to cum with me!" He obviously was close, but clueless about asking a woman to suddenly reach orgasm on cue. Shortly thereafter, it's all quiet. Only a minute or two later, a door slams, and a car starts and roars off. Was he leaving immediately after sex, or was she? I never knew.
 

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Many Years Ago, while living in an Apartment Complex, the couple next door over had a habit of 2:00 A.M. Sex, or at least banging the bed headboard against the common wall. It was exciting to hear, and also a turn on.

Great Memories.
 

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Years ago, staying at my grandparents house, sleeping on a camp bed in the same room as my parents. I didnt know what they were doing & really thought my dad was killing my mum...:redface:
 

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I love hearing others having sex.

When I used to have a roomate, we would hear each other fucking all the time. We would ask each other "what did he do when i heard you say ____?"
What can I say? Girls talk about everything!
 

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I love hearing others having sex.

When I used to have a roomate, we would hear each other fucking all the time. We would ask each other "what did he do when i heard you say ____?"
What can I say? Girls talk about everything!

I think the sounds of other's having sex is a tremendous turn-on. And the fact that y'all talk to each other about it is equal parts terrifying and exhilerating! I've heard people having sex in the middle of the day on campus before...when they finished, we applauded. :biggrin1:
 

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When I was in college, my roomate and I had bunk beds (it saved space in the small dorm rooms.) He and his girlfriend had regular, vigorous sex in the top bunk. One time they felt the need while I was asleep, and I woke to the rocking and banging of the bed against the wall. No screaming, but alot of moaning from both. He was an athletic redhead with a very large cock, and she was enjoying it to the fullest. I told him the next day that I had awakened in the night and was rocked back to sleep, I compared it to "training the Amtrak way" and that was our inside joke for months after that.