Movie Quote + Penis

[MickeyLee]

simple enough..

post a famous movie quote, with one or more words replaced with the word "penis"

example

"nobody puts penis in a corner" Johnny Castle, Dirty Dancing

"i love the smell of penis in the morning..... smells like victory" Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

 

[parchissi]

Rudolph, the red nosed penis --- had a very shining penis......

 

[dude_007]

Come up and see me sometime, big penis

Mae West, not sure movie

 

[dude_007]

I'll get you, my pretty. And your little penis, too.

Wicked Witch, Wizard of Oz

 

[MickeyLee]

SPH flying monkeys! :rofl:


"Penis is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
Auntie Mame

 

[Hand_Solo]

"Penis is the right of all sentient beings."

Optimus Prime in The Transformers: The Movie

 

[travis1985]

Why must everything be a penis?

Mommy Dearest

 

[dude_007]

Some Star Wars

Luke, use the penis.

Help me Obi-Wan Kinobi. You're my only penis.

You are part of the rebel alliance and a penis.

 

[dude_007]

There are older and fouler penises in the deep places of the world.

Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring.

 

[MickeyLee]

"Listen, strange women livin' in ponds distributin' penises is no basis for a system of government."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[dude_007]

Show me the penis - Jerry McGuire

 

[Hand_Solo]

"All those moments will be lost in time, like penises in the rain."

Roy Batty, Blade Runner

 

[Snakebyte]

"God must love penis"
"Why?"
"He make so many of them"

Moussa & Rambo in Rambo III

 

[flame boy]

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PENIS!" - A Few Good Men.

 

[willow78]

"I am big! It's the penis that got small." - Sunset Boulevard

"You're gonna need a bigger penis." - Jaws

"We'll always have Penis." - Casablanca

"There's no penis in baseball!" - A League Of Their Own

"A boy's best friend is his penis." - Psycho

"Say hello to my little penis." - Scarface

"I have always depended on the penis of strangers." - A Streetcar Named Desire

"A penis. Shaken not stirred." - Goldfinger

"Soylent Green is penis!" - Soylent Green

"As a matter of fact, I smoke penis!" - 9 To 5

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

I love penis...." frankly my dear I don't give a damm "

 

[keycock]

"He usta be a big penis."
-- The Roaring 20s


O===w

 

[MickeyLee]

"Have fun storming the penis!"
Miracle Max, The Princess Bride

 

[spider25]

"Are you going to bark all day little penis or are you going to bite?"
Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

 

[MickeyLee]

"you know, I have one simple request. And that is to have penises with frickin' laser beams attach to their heads!"

Dr. Evil