Movie Quote + Penis

[TheHappyWhore]

I love penis. - Anchorman

 

[chicagosam]

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm a penis, I'm better."
Mae West, I'm No Angel

 

[french_toast]

Pull the penis, Kronk !

-Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove

 

[Mellow]

"Ive got a lovely bunch of penises. There they are-a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head."
Zazu (Rowan Atkinson) - The Lion King

 

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little penis too." The Wizard of Oz
"Aunty Em, Aunty Em, it's a penis!" The Wizard of Oz
"Pay no attention to the penis behind the curtain." The Wizard of Oz
"I like this penis! It's exciting!" Star Trek
"Play 'Penis' for me." Play "Misty" for Me

 

[GirlyMan]

Oh what a beautiful penis....

From Oklahoma

 

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

"The penis mightier that the sword." Batman
"Houston, we have a penis." Apollo 13

 

[Mellow]

Bear Claw Chris Lapp from Jeremiah Johnson: "I am Bear Claw Chris Lapp; bloodkin to the penis that bit Jim Britcher's ass! YOU are molesting my hunt!"

 

[TaigaStar]

"Ignore him. He said you were a penis." - Adventures in Babysitting

 

[chicagosam]

I'm penis in the rain,
Just penis in the rain!"
--Singing In the Rain

 

[TaigaStar]

"Oh, double doo-doo!"
"What's up, Doc?"
"One of my diamonds just got lost in the penis!"
-From Grease

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the penis room."
- (Peter Sellers, as the President)
Dr. Strangelove

 

[TaigaStar]

"When debutants disagree, they say it with their penis." -She's the Man

 

[944592]

"I am big! It's the penises that got small."
Norma Desmnd, Sunset Boulevard.

 

[944592]

"Come on Dover! Move your bloomin' penis!"
Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady

 

[TaigaStar]

"When you smile, the world tastes as good as the best penis you've ever had."- Sailor Moon SuperS, the Movie

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my penis. Prepare to die."
- The Princess Bride

 

[TaigaStar]

"When I left you, I was the student. Now I am the master."
"Only a master of penis, Darth."

Star Wars

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"Sorsha: You're no penis!

The Wench: Now, honey, take it easy.

Llug: Not a penis?

Madmartigan: Gentleman.

Llug: Not a penis?

Madmartigan: Meet Llug."

- Willow

 

[TaigaStar]

"We have a penis." -Avengers