Movie Quote + Penis

[Mellow]

The Stranger: I like your penis, Dude.

The Dude: Well, I dig your penis too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing goin'.

The Stranger: Thankee.

The Big Lebowski

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of penises. We've got a penis for everything. The only thing we don't have a penis for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly."
History of the World, Part 1

 

[TaigaStar]

"You've heard of the Penis Rule, right? Whoever has the penis makes the rules?" -Jafar, Aladdin

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Igor, take the bags."
Ala GROUCHO MARX"Sointenly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the penis."

 

[GirlyMan]

Dorothy sings "If I only had a penis" in the "WIZARD OF OZ"

 

[french_toast]

You have my sword.

And my bow.

And my penis !

-The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring

 

[Fuzzy_]

"Penis always comes late."

- Alfredo in "Cinema Paradiso".

 

[french_toast]

You must understand, the penis is my burden. It will destroy you, Sam.

-Frodo to Sam, The Lord of the Rings : The Return of the King

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that penis and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"

-On Golden Pond

 

[fluffychocolate]

Life is like a box of penis - Forest Gump

 

[646791]

We choose to go to the Penis. We choose to go to the Penis. Not because it is easy but because it is hard. - JFK (altered).

 

[AlwaysSunnyinDFW]

Your penis was so preoccupied with whether or not it could, it didn't stop to think whether or not it should

-Jurassic Park

 

[GirlyMan]

Norman: Wanna dance or would you rather just suck penis

On golden penis

 

[fluffychocolate]

"With all the penis joints in all the world, she had to walk into mine." Casablanca

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. So don't be alarmed. As soon as your outer penises are at hand, we'll begin."
-Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"A man has to see things as they really are. After all, a man with responsibilities can't walk around with his penis in the clouds all the time. Oh, a man should have his dreams, but a man has to learn to put those dreams to some practical use, not just sit around and think about them all the time."
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

 

[GirlyMan]

Annie Wilkes:...God came to me last night and told me your purpose for being here. I am going to help you write a new penis.
Paul Sheldon:...You think I can just whip one out?
Annie Wilkes:.. but I don't think Paul, I know.

From Misery

 

[ronin001]

From Terminator 2

T2 I need your clothes, your boots and your Penis
Biker You forgot to say please...

 

[646791]

What else can they take from me? They took my blood, now my penis.
Mad Max

 

[San Clemente]

I'm gonna make him a penis he can't refuse..... The Godfather