Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus

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  1. Mrs. Candy

    Mrs. Candy New Member

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    My Dears,

    I would like to invite you to visit my website, Mrs. Candy's Perfect Phallus. I have the pleasure of reviewing the most beautiful cocks from around the globe, and am always looking for new Phallic Patrons. The website is completely non-commercial, and certainly not safe for work!

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx
     
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    Amazing. Thank you so much!
     
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    Well well, Mrs Candy!! It seems you have found your true vocation.......fantastic site...keep up the good work, I may even contribute....love your delicious cock synopses ;))
     
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    Well she turned me down. So I have to question her taste:cool:
     
  5. eddyabs

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    Are you kidding!! Man, I'd be putting you near the front of the queue, especially for an up close and personal synopsis of your hot cock (yadda yadda I know, I know I'd never get that close....u str8 boys..pah!:wink::wink::wink::wink:)
     
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    :werd:
     
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    I don't get it. But I did notice how picky she was about supplying specific measurements. I thought that was a lttle strange. If she accepts you, don't let her get your DNA! :eek:
     
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    Nice site.
    Mrs candy has such good manners.

    It's like stepping into your grandmas parlour...don't dirty the floor, don't ruffle the pillows-and you get to see some great cock !!!

    Interesting site....
     
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    It's so nice this is posted in several forums here, too.
     
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    When I first discovered her site (thanks to LPSG) I immediately thought of "Miss Manners" in the newspapers.:tongue:

    And quercusone......I wouldn't (turn you down!)
     
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    Dear Mrs. Candy,
    You certainly have an artful way of going about your naughty business!
    An interesting contrast to most sites...Keep it up!:biggrin1:
    X
     
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    great blog there Mrs. Candy
    very interesting ;-)
     
  13. Mrs. Candy

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    My Dears,

    You are all so terribly kind to such such lovely things about my website. I would like to invite each and every one of you to submit your Phallus for my review. As you know, I am on a mission to find the Perfect Phallus, and I am always seeking new men to review on the website. If you would like an in-depth review of yor Phallus, please feel free to make a submission. The cock submission guidelines are stipulated on the website, in the right-hand sidebar.

    Again, thank you all so very much for your kind words, and I look forward to receiving many submissions from you all

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx

    www.perfectphallus.com
     
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    What an interesting and intriguing website! Thanks Mrs. Candy.
     
  15. Mrs. Candy

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    My Dears,

    I have just completed a review of 36 year old Grant from Sydney, Australia. He is blessed with a delightful Phallus, which is just shy of eight inches in length. Do stop by if that sounds of interest to you.

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx

    www.perfectphallus.com