Naughtiest place you've cum...

[MattXXX]

When I'd just hit puberty, I wanked and came all over a mirror in the bathroom of a trans-atlantic flight... I didn't clean it up.

 

[craigsmith]

sounds delicious. Would have loved to lick the mirror clean.

 

[ketway999]

Inside an empty grain silo at work, supposed to be holding the bolts for workmates to put on the nuts on the outside!

 

[twoton]

In the front seat of my car outside her husband's house in broad daylight.

 

[CoolHanz]

I jacked off and let the cum fly where ever the breeze would take it from the top floor oceanfront balcony of a hotel.

 

[DevonTexas]

Your mom

Ha. No seriously. A church pew.

 

[lapdog2001]

On the family room floor (in her pussy) of her parents house, when we were sure they were sleeping.

On the side of the road in a highway rest area in the middle of the afternoon We stopped because we were so horny we couldn't take it anymore. We didn't have a condom, so I licked and got her off, then she sucked me until I was ready to cum. She didn't like cum in her mouth, so I shot it out the open door (away from traffic of course!)

In a conference room at work, after hours with nobody around. Again, we got so worked up, we couldn't wait to get home so we took care of business at a business! :wink:

On my own, I was walking in the woods, got the urge, made sure nobody was around and let the spunk fly.

 

[matute814]

The naughtiest is probably when I fuck a wife in a changing room on the beach and the cheated husband was on the same beach

 

[IDO69ERS]

In class at school. I would get hard and move my leg so it rubbed against my sweats. At first I would only do it for the great feeling it gave but, one day, I didn't stop in time and shot my load into my pants. It felt so good that I did it often after that.

 

[notthatguy]

When I was younger I went out with a girl who had issues with god. We would go to different church's and she would jerk me off. I know it was wrong but I was sixteen and was not thinking with my brain, or at least with the one on top of my shoulders.

 

[tncentaur]

Four of us Sigma xxx xxx were hashers (male college students who served food in a sorority house in exchange for meals) in a very snooty sorority. One at a time we jacked off into a hotel pan of chicken salad and mixed it in just before a mothers-daughters day luncheon. The salad got raves and they brought the cook out into the dining room afterwards to recognize her for the food. Yes, the salad had man-aise in it.

 

[hzs3fg]

Four of us Sigma xxx xxx were hashers (male college students who served food in a sorority house in exchange for meals) in a very snooty sorority. One at a time we jacked off into a hotel pan of chicken salad and mixed it in just before a mothers-daughters day luncheon. The salad got raves and they brought the cook out into the dining room afterwards to recognize her for the food. Yes, the salad had man-aise in it.

Sorry but that is just plain wrong on so many levels. I hope you and the others have grown up enough to realize this and are remorseful about it.

 

[blackguy1]

Four of us Sigma xxx xxx were hashers (male college students who served food in a sorority house in exchange for meals) in a very snooty sorority. One at a time we jacked off into a hotel pan of chicken salad and mixed it in just before a mothers-daughters day luncheon. The salad got raves and they brought the cook out into the dining room afterwards to recognize her for the food. Yes, the salad had man-aise in it.

You and your frat bros are awesome.

 

[HandsomePrince]

I was cruising this park next to the river and then drove some of the nearby streets. Passing one house this older girl waved at me and got in my car. We drove to a vacant parking area in the park...she jacked me off. I rubbed her to a climax,,, I gave her just a little money. After that any time I drove by she was there to get in. Then one time her younger sister came out to my car and the same thing happened.

 

[qdot]

Inside my gf inside an empty church inside a confessional booth... she squirted then leaked my cum on the kneeling stool.

 

[tncentaur]

Sorry but that is just plain wrong on so many levels. I hope you and the others have grown up enough to realize this and are remorseful about it.

Pranks aimed at pride and pretension often take shocking and outrageous forms, especially to boys. Would I do this today? No. Am I remorseful? No. Do I still find it somewhat humorous? Yes. If you don't, I don't care.

I don't know what 'growing up' entails for you, and I don't think I care to know.

Morality for me means taking responsibility for my actions, and I do. I am responsible for what I've done and become, and I am exactly in the place I've put myself, and I am glad that is nowhere near you.

I don't value contrition, forgiveness and remorse because they are used far too frequently as an easy way out by those who do far worse things and much more damage than I did in that prank.

'so many levels'? If you didn't or wouldn't specify, they mean nothing.

I didn't write my post to seek approval, and I frankly don't care about your disapproval.

Have a nice, lofty life.

 

[Astro]

Well I also think you're disgusting, and if I discovered anyone had tampered with my food like that, I actually think I might kill them. It's dirty and completely obscene and immoral, and you are a disgusting person.

 

[nolies5014]

in a library, in the work place, and the basement of a house we were doing construction on

 

[certified_nuttah]

my mates sister.....she was hot, and asked nicely

 

[tncentaur]

Well I also think you're disgusting, and if I discovered anyone had tampered with my food like that, I actually think I might kill them. It's dirty and completely obscene and immoral, and you are a disgusting person.

You have already had worse than semen in your food, and I dare say you have killed no one. If you think semen is dirty, you may want to seek counseling. Obscene? Perhaps. Immoral, I didn't think so at the time. You may think of me what you will, but I won't articulate what I know and think of you.