Honey, I can't believe you want a number for ya pussy, but I can't give you top billing, as we gay men are very especial about the kinds of refrezhenents in pussy we need. I am sure you're pussy is fine, but this is the gayest thread I've ever seen. Are you about 12 years old? That's when I used to talk about my pussy, even though I never had one except my ass.
I knew this country hick boy, said 'a woman ain't got nuthin' but 'er butt...' I do sho'ly hope he has found out that they is a large number of wimmin who likes 3 dicks at a time, I prefer a more neat pussy, such as I have seen in some unknown 1996 porno. That pussy was like a piece of fine furniture. You need to make yo' pussy more French before I'm going to want to put my exquisite horsetool in it, so that you may pleasure me to distraction....I'll be sure to make you quit actin' like Nicole Ritchie. I bet that's who you are, the way you talk. My pussyyyy! Me, myself, and my pussssssyyyy...
Honey, I sure do hope you ain't a floosie..now tuck yo'self inta bed and God Bless the Easter bunny for y'all's pussy...