peeing with a hardon

[RubberHarley]

Just bend it about 45 degrees or so and you will be fine.

 

[RawDog]

If I get up in the middle of the night and don't want to bother turning the lights on, I just sit on the toilet with it bent downwards. It takes a while, but it does happen if I relax enough and have enough patience.

This one morning I had to run to the bathroom right after waking up with a raging boner. I stood there, waiting, waiting, waiting. It finally began to trickle out, stronger and stronger, still with a full on erection.

Then I farted...

I peed all over the back of the toilet and up the wall.

Spent the next few minutes laughing my ass off while cleaning it up. Needless to say, my wife was glaring at me.

 

[nzsomebody]

Is it odd that I don't get morning wood? Then again, I also don't need to piss as soon as I get up...

 

[B_quietguy]

In my teen years, I could do it but only with pain and difficulty. These days, if I have to pee, the hardon goes soft.

 

[lopo2000]

You could always do this - XTube Videos

or this - XTube Videos

Oh my, the second one... I can't get over it...

 

[ferfed]

nice post cant believe the second vid wow

 

[544439]

hey nyvin how are

 

[cute5]

You definitely learn something new on this site every day! LOL! I apologize if I say I've never really thought about it, but I guess this is a real life situation. So now I know where the stains on the wall above the toilet are coming from!

do yourself a favor and dont look up at the ceiling:tongue:

 

[whitemaninseoul]

works for me. kept it hard to the end.

 

[wallaboi]

Easy...hand stand with feet on the wall over the cistern.

 

[capnewt]

I have always wonderd wether you get a hardon so you don't piss your self when a sleep... I did read somewhere that when erect, the erection acts as a stop tap for your bladder so you don't piss on your partner when having sex, some how it causes a kink in the euretha between your bladder and cock is this true

 

[B_patrickmcc]

Count me in on the 45 degree pointing down angle group. And its a daily problem for me, as I wake up with wood every morning. Taking care of the wood first doesnt really help me either, as I find my hardon wont go down with a full bladder.

 

[CommandoInTheBuff]

I used to just do it in the bath, but now I either sit or do it in the sink. If its still dark enough I even do it out the window.

 

[D_Tess_Tease]

Is it odd that I don't get morning wood? Then again, I also don't need to piss as soon as I get up...

maybe its those big balls!!!

 

[JulieInNaplesFL]

Whiteman, you need to drink more water, your pee is to yellow. :wink:

 

[ItalianT]

Check out my vids of me pissing with a hard on

 

[pierceplace]

I splash everywhere if I pee with a hardon

 

[chatterbox2010]

works for me. kept it hard to the end.

these are really nice pics man! finally, someone who knows how to use a camera!!

 

[GADawg2]

Pissin in the sink when I'm hard or in the shower in the AM.

 

[birocker]

cool, I am unable to piss with a hardon...