pooping & anal sex

[dolfette]

some people enjoy a good dump.
some people enjoy having a todger shoved up their bung.
are the two linked?

me? i don't like either very much.

 

[Principessa]

some people enjoy a good dump.
some people enjoy having a todger shoved up their bung.
are the two linked?

me? i don't like either very much.

I read a literotica story about anal sex where the bf got his girlfriend hooked on enemas and then consequently anal sex. :yikes: Thought that was a tad weird. Though I do enjoy anal sex and always cleanse the area prior to use I am not addicted to, nor turned on by bowel movements or enemas.

 

[dolfette]

I read a literotica story about anal sex where the bf got his girlfriend hooked on enemas and then consequently anal sex. :yikes: Thought that was a tad weird. Though I do enjoy anal sex and always cleanse the area prior to use I am not addicted to, nor turned on by bowel movements or enemas.

eeeeeeeeeeeew! a little imagination is a dangerous thing.

 

[Principessa]

eeeeeeeeeeeew! a little imagination is a dangerous thing.

Yup! That was a while ago and come to think of it why I stopped logging into Literotica. :lmao:

 

[bluegenes]

I don't think the 2 are linked.

I love anal sex but the thought of a girl taking a dump is an instant turn off.

Come to think of it.... Do girls poop?

Don't answer.

 

[dolfette]

I don't think the 2 are linked.

I love anal sex but the thought of a girl taking a dump is an instant turn off.

not a scat lover?

 

[bluegenes]

negative

 

[NewAgeMan]

well considering that women don't poop. or fart... i got no problem with it (anal sex that is, not scat)

 

[dolfette]

well considering that women don't poop. or fart... i got no problem with it (anal sex that is, not scat)

i poop rose petals and my farts smell like chanel #5

 

[D_Dick_Dock_Doe]

hehe... you said pooping...

 

[dolfette]

teehee!

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

i poop rose petals and my farts smell like chanel #5

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[helgaleena]

My ex said that girls poops come wrapped in little packages like hard candies and never stink, yes. I was such a disappointment to him.

 

[Principessa]

i poop rose petals and my farts smell like chanel #5

Really? My farts smell like spanish lavender. :biggrin1:

 

[Gaydane]

It has happened sometimes that the guy I fucked farted a little while I fucked him....it´s okay with me, doesn´t turn me off...it´s just air LOL

 

[eyescream]

You lot crack me up!:lmao:

 

[dolfette]

You lot crack me up!:lmao:

thuis board needs more comic relief

 

[Notthe7]

My poop and someones penis just sounds like an infection waiting to happen.

I'm scared of anal sex... plus whenever anyone tries i do the same thing.

You know you arch your back inwards and kick far away from them with "The fuck is wrong with you" face on? Stiff up like a baby that doesn't wanna be held.

The usual

 

[Calboner]

i poop rose petals and my farts smell like chanel #5

Yay!

hehe... you said pooping...

Just what I thought when I saw the title of this thread.

well considering that women don't poop. or fart...

Maybe you need to read some Swift:

Jonathan Swift | "The Lady's Dressing Room"

But oh! it turned poor Strephon's bowels,
When he beheld and smelt the towels,
Begummed, besmattered, and beslimed
With dirt, and sweat, and ear-wax grimed.
No object Strephon's eye escapes:
Here petticoats in frowzy heaps;
Nor be the handkerchiefs forgot
All varnished o'er with snuff and snot. [. . .]

Thus finishing his grand survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!

 

[B_jeepguy2]

some people enjoy a good dump.
some people enjoy having a todger shoved up their bung.
are the two linked?

me? i don't like either very much.

Taking a good dump does feel good so does anal sex...but I damn sure do not want to mix the two! :biggrin1: