Surely, every man has tasted his own precum at least once!
Sorry, tell me you haven't and I'll have to call you on it...
When no one's watchin'?... Bull shit!...
I say, gemme, gemme, gemme!
Next, you'll be telling me you've never picked your nose.
To you gushers complaining about precumming too much,
then whining about having to clean it up afterwards... boo hoo.
Whatcha need there, Buster,
is someone handy, who wants to LAP IT UP!
(Hmmm... Let's see... Did I put my phone number in my profile?)
It's just God's goopy way of telling you,
"You need to jerk off more, Soldier."
Now, as for those saying they are dry guys...
Prostate, prostate, prostate!
Didn't you learn that at Summer Camp?
Go on... don't be shy... ya know ya want it...
Especially you 100% whatever guys...
Nails clipped and filed... and all lubed up, of course...
Like you, naturally, do for your 100% Lady...
Now take a deep breath... and take your wet finger..
No... No one's lookin'...
"Here is the Airplane... There is the Hangar..."
Go on, get in there... gently... easy does it... There!... Yes! Right there!... Good job, Cheif!
Yer in charge now...
Now give it a friendly little rubdown,
Like it's your best Buddy, from Summer Camp...
Press... Softly... make fun little circles...
You'll love it, you'll encourage it's health and well being...
And it will love you back for years to cum! Q.) Why do you think the bottom guys are precumming away
as you bang their brains out?
A note from interviews of male porn stars I've read:
Drink a lot more water than you have been. A lot.
Again, a good thing all round.
And a suggestion from porn-geyser Peter North.
Eat a lot of Celery. He swears by it.
--Steve
Please forgive my gratuitous use of italics, bold face and exclamation marks.