Putting your own dick in your ass

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Originally posted by Gotlotsnow+Nov 10 2004, 02:14 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gotlotsnow &#064; Nov 10 2004, 02:14 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-TallHungOC@Nov 7 2004, 05:50 AM
You can&#39;t do it when you&#39;re hard&#33; Not unless your dick bends in a really peculiar way. You have to slide your dick in when it&#39;s "heavy." You know what I mean, that time when your dick isn&#39;t limp but it&#39;s not hard either. The few times I&#39;ve done this, or rather I should say when someone has done this for me, I like it so much that my dick gets hard. Once you&#39;re mostly hard there&#39;s no way to keep it bent that way, so feeling your dick up your own ass is short lived but it is an erotic feeling.
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I&#39;ve never tried the dick up the ass thing. I&#39;ve thought about it in extremely horny moments. Basically I don&#39;t like anything in my ass. Exams etc.
When I am running and wearing a jock - my dick is often pressed on my anus, also part of my sack. That is a hot feeling -- It is a different feeling when you think about putting it up there.
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Don&#39;t know what happened to my post.

I am with you. Never tried to put it up my ass (and have no desire to do that)In a jock for comfort (meaning not so tight) my dick can find it way to my ass hole and it does feel good.
 
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morethan10: Have the length - no problem, but I get too hard.
I have wrapped mine under, and up my butt before, it just will not stay that way when erect.
 
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Originally posted by monstro@Nov 9 2004, 07:48 PM
Jeez, guys, I&#39;m not just making this stuff up--(or pulling it out of my ass), no matter what "the ancient greeks thought", the accepted term for the practice is autopederasty.
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Strange, since pederasty originally referred to a mentor/student relationship in ancient Greece. Part of it was sexual, but intercrural intercourse was the preferred position.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Nov 9 2004, 08:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Nov 9 2004, 08:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KinkGuy@Nov 10 2004, 03:46 AM

Not speaking for DMW, but the notion of all gay men taking it up the ass is a stereotype. I have a male lover and there hasn&#39;t been anything up my ass in over a decade. OK, except for the scope for the colonoscopy&#33; Some men fuck, some men get fucked, some men do both. We are all unique, just like our cocks and balls.
Exactly. I do not have to take it up the ass in order to be 100% gay. Sexuality has more to do with the mind than with what we do with our various body parts. I find men ... and only men ... sexually attractive. That makes me gay. I know, some people say, "I don&#39;t like labels." I personally don&#39;t mind the label GAY. It leaves no doubts as to which sex I am drawn to. If someone interprets Gay = taking cocks up one&#39;s poop chute, that is his misunderstanding of my meaning.
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I think the "gay = anal" shit began in the 70s. It&#39;s because of a paradigm shift in pornography in general around that time. Prior to that, most pornography didn&#39;t show everything. Or if it did show everything, it didn&#39;t show much in the way of activity. In the 70s, penetration became everything. And by the end of the 80s, the big difference between any two porn movies was the camera angle for the close-up of the insertion.

It&#39;s kinda like how Square, finally free of Nintendo&#39;s restrictions, produced Final Fantasy VII, which even includes scenes where you disguise yourself as a prostitute in order to interrogate your john, while before, even attack names like "Death" were taboo.
 
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No desire, and I&#39;ve got a solid hook that goes up 10 degrees or so.... no way could I get it the 60 degrees back or so it&#39;d take.
 
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bottomboy77: I have a nice clip of a guy doing this, and it looks pretty real...

I think it is from the film: Go Fuck Yourself by Erotic Men and sold on gaydvdempire.com
 

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Little Johnny was spending some quality time with his grandpa one day. Grandpa pulls out a cigar and lights up little Johnny says, “Grandpa may I have A puff?” Grandpa says, “Well Johnny does your dick reach your ass?” Johnny replies “No” “Well there’s your answer” says the Grandpa. A short while later Grandpa cracks a beer again little Johnny asks “Grandpa may I have a drink?” And again Grandpa Responds, “Well Johnny does your dick reach your ass?” Johnny replies dejectedly “No” “Well there’s your answer” says the Grandpa. Time goes on and little Johnny remembers the bag of candy he has with him. He opens it up and begins enjoying it. Grandpa noticing asks, “Johnny how about giving your grandpa some” Little Johnny asks, “Grandpa does your dick reach your ass?” Grandpa proudly responds, “Why as a matter of fact it does.” To which little Johnny replies, “Then you can go fuck yourself.”
 

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Originally posted by Gotlotsnow+Nov 10 2004, 02:14 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gotlotsnow &#064; Nov 10 2004, 02:14 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-TallHungOC@Nov 7 2004, 05:50 AM
You can&#39;t do it when you&#39;re hard&#33;  Not unless your dick bends in a really peculiar way.  You have to slide your dick in when it&#39;s "heavy."  You know what I mean, that time when your dick isn&#39;t limp but it&#39;s not hard either.  The few times I&#39;ve done this, or rather I should say when someone has done this for me, I like it so much that my dick gets hard.  Once you&#39;re mostly hard there&#39;s no way to keep it bent that way, so feeling your dick up your own ass is short lived but it is an erotic feeling.
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I&#39;ve never tried the dick up the ass thing. I&#39;ve thought about it in extremely horny moments. Basically I don&#39;t like anything in my ass. Exams etc.
When I am running and wearing a jock - my dick is often pressed on my anus, also part of my sack. That is a hot feeling -- It is a different feeling when you think about putting it up there.
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Gotlots,

Horney satisfaction to me is just laying back and having my wife soft stroke me and grabbing my glans with her fingernails..

Not a bad feel, to have your jocked cock so positioned as to have the head in the crack of your ass, but my dick don&#39;t go up any ass. And.....my dick won&#39;t stay in the jock pouch.

I&#39;ve been tickled and i&#39;ve been licked but NO dick.

b.
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Nov 10 2004, 10:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Nov 10 2004, 10:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Nov 9 2004, 08:44 PM
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@Nov 10 2004, 03:46 AM

Not speaking for DMW, but the notion of all gay men taking it up the ass is a stereotype.  I have a male lover and there hasn&#39;t been anything up my ass in over a decade.  OK, except for the scope for the colonoscopy&#33;  Some men fuck, some men get fucked, some men do both.  We are all unique, just like our cocks and balls.

Exactly. I do not have to take it up the ass in order to be 100% gay. Sexuality has more to do with the mind than with what we do with our various body parts. I find men ... and only men ... sexually attractive. That makes me gay. I know, some people say, "I don&#39;t like labels." I personally don&#39;t mind the label GAY. It leaves no doubts as to which sex I am drawn to. If someone interprets Gay = taking cocks up one&#39;s poop chute, that is his misunderstanding of my meaning.
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I think the "gay = anal" shit began in the 70s. It&#39;s because of a paradigm shift in pornography in general around that time. Prior to that, most pornography didn&#39;t show everything. Or if it did show everything, it didn&#39;t show much in the way of activity. In the 70s, penetration became everything. And by the end of the 80s, the big difference between any two porn movies was the camera angle for the close-up of the insertion.

It&#39;s kinda like how Square, finally free of Nintendo&#39;s restrictions, produced Final Fantasy VII, which even includes scenes where you disguise yourself as a prostitute in order to interrogate your john, while before, even attack names like "Death" were taboo.
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jonb,

I have seen on the NET info on "Frotting" or "Frottage", now becoming more and more popular in the gay community. Involves hugging and manipulating the bods to orgasm. No anal involvement.

Sounded interesting.

b..
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Nov 10 2004, 10:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Nov 10 2004, 10:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Nov 9 2004, 08:44 PM
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@Nov 10 2004, 03:46 AM

Not speaking for DMW, but the notion of all gay men taking it up the ass is a stereotype.  I have a male lover and there hasn&#39;t been anything up my ass in over a decade.  OK, except for the scope for the colonoscopy&#33;  Some men fuck, some men get fucked, some men do both.  We are all unique, just like our cocks and balls.

Exactly. I do not have to take it up the ass in order to be 100% gay. Sexuality has more to do with the mind than with what we do with our various body parts. I find men ... and only men ... sexually attractive. That makes me gay. I know, some people say, "I don&#39;t like labels." I personally don&#39;t mind the label GAY. It leaves no doubts as to which sex I am drawn to. If someone interprets Gay = taking cocks up one&#39;s poop chute, that is his misunderstanding of my meaning.
[post=263112]Quoted post[/post]​
I think the "gay = anal" shit began in the 70s. It&#39;s because of a paradigm shift in pornography in general around that time. Prior to that, most pornography didn&#39;t show everything. Or if it did show everything, it didn&#39;t show much in the way of activity. In the 70s, penetration became everything. And by the end of the 80s, the big difference between any two porn movies was the camera angle for the close-up of the insertion.

It&#39;s kinda like how Square, finally free of Nintendo&#39;s restrictions, produced Final Fantasy VII, which even includes scenes where you disguise yourself as a prostitute in order to interrogate your john, while before, even attack names like "Death" were taboo.
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jonb,

I have seen on the NET info on "Frotting" or "Frottage", now becoming more and more popular in the gay community. Involves hugging and manipulating the bods to orgasm. No anal involvement.

Sounded interesting.

b..
 

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Originally posted by blackwood+Apr 22 2005, 08:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(blackwood &#064; Apr 22 2005, 08:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by jonb@Nov 10 2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Nov 9 2004, 08:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-KinkGuy
@Nov 10 2004, 03:46 AM

Not speaking for DMW, but the notion of all gay men taking it up the ass is a stereotype.  I have a male lover and there hasn&#39;t been anything up my ass in over a decade.  OK, except for the scope for the colonoscopy&#33;  Some men fuck, some men get fucked, some men do both.  We are all unique, just like our cocks and balls.

Exactly. I do not have to take it up the ass in order to be 100% gay. Sexuality has more to do with the mind than with what we do with our various body parts. I find men ... and only men ... sexually attractive. That makes me gay. I know, some people say, "I don&#39;t like labels." I personally don&#39;t mind the label GAY. It leaves no doubts as to which sex I am drawn to. If someone interprets Gay = taking cocks up one&#39;s poop chute, that is his misunderstanding of my meaning.
[post=263112]Quoted post[/post]​

I think the "gay = anal" shit began in the 70s. It&#39;s because of a paradigm shift in pornography in general around that time. Prior to that, most pornography didn&#39;t show everything. Or if it did show everything, it didn&#39;t show much in the way of activity. In the 70s, penetration became everything. And by the end of the 80s, the big difference between any two porn movies was the camera angle for the close-up of the insertion.

It&#39;s kinda like how Square, finally free of Nintendo&#39;s restrictions, produced Final Fantasy VII, which even includes scenes where you disguise yourself as a prostitute in order to interrogate your john, while before, even attack names like "Death" were taboo.
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jonb,

I have seen on the NET info on "Frotting" or "Frottage", now becoming more and more popular in the gay community. Involves hugging and manipulating the bods to orgasm. No anal involvement.

Sounded interesting.

b..
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My g/f & me do "frotting" all the time. I didn&#39;t think it had a name. It&#39;s just rubbing around on each other. :p
 

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Originally posted by aloofman@Nov 6 2004, 04:31 PM
I don&#39;t understand how this would be possible. Even if you were long enough, how could you bend it that way if you&#39;re hard? Seriously, explain please.
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It&#39;s a matter of catching the penis before it is fully rigid then it can ba bent around to the right angle. when I have done this I don&#39;t just bend it down but kind of twist it and turn it around for insertion. Once in it stiffens up and I can walk around without it popping out. It does make the base of my penis kind of sore the next day so I don&#39;t do it often.

Jimmy
 

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Originally posted by blackwood@Apr 22 2005, 05:58 PM
I have seen on the NET info on "Frotting" or "Frottage", now becoming more and more popular in the gay community. Involves hugging and manipulating the bods to orgasm. No anal involvement.
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There&#39;s also oral sex, of course. And the circle jerk; I think straight guys have colonized the circle jerk, though, since about half of us have been in one or another. And then there&#39;s docking, if at least one partner&#39;s been uncircumcised. There&#39;s also intercrural intercourse, as practiced by the ancient Greeks; one guy rubs his penis between another guy&#39;s thighs while the other guy rubs his on the first guy&#39;s stomach.
 

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I&#39;ve seen this in porn, but never in person.
Kinda hot to watch.

This is one of many threads i completely missed.
Just finished scrolling through.

I heaved a big sigh at formermember hungthick&#39;s idiotic
comment about, "you are 100 percent gay....at your age".

BLECH.
Wait........BLECH with EYEROLL.

:eyes:
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Nov 10 2004, 12:44 AM
I do not have to take it up the ass in order to be 100% gay. Sexuality has more to do with the mind than with what we do with our various body parts. I find men ... and only men ... sexually attractive. That makes me gay. I know, some people say, "I don&#39;t like labels." I personally don&#39;t mind the label GAY. It leaves no doubts as to which sex I am drawn to. If someone interprets Gay = taking cocks up one&#39;s poop chute, that is his misunderstanding of my meaning.
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Beautifully stated. The more I read, the more impressed I am with your eloquence and consistency, DMW.

Plus, your patience with folks who are still climbing the learning curve is really admirable. Must get tiring after awhile, though. ;)
 

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Lets update our words for today.... they are :

Autopederasty: person inserting their own penis into their anus
Botulinonia: using a sausage as a dildo
Chezolagnia: masturbating while defecating
Docking: slipping one partner&#39;s foreskin over the glans penis of another
Enema cocktail: drinking purged contents of enema
Formicophilia: zoophilia; sex play with ants
Gomphipothic: arousal by the sight of teeth
Hirsutophilia: arousal from armpit hair
Iconolagny: arousal from pictures or statues of nude people
Jactitation: a false boast that causes harm to others, sometimes sexual
Kokigami: the wrapping of the penis in a paper costume
Lygerastia: tendency to only be aroused in darkness
Moriaphilia: arousal from telling sexual jokes
Nasolingus: arousal from sucking nose of partner
Oculolinctus: licking partner&#39;s eyeball
Pecattiphilia: arousal from sinning or possibly guilt
Quadoshka: American Indian form of tantric sex
Robotism: attraction to or the use of robots in sex play
Scopophilia: arousal from being stared at oneself
Tripsolagnia: arousal from having hair shampooed
Undinism: arousal from water
Vicarphilia: arousal from other people&#39;s exciting experiences
Wrestling: a physical struggle between two or more people, used as sexual arousal by some
Xenodynamic: person who is only potent with strangers
Yoni worship: worship of the female genitals
Zelophilia: arousal from jealousy
 

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When I was at former size of about 6 inches I occasionally imagined the strange feeling of having the penis inserted into the anus with a common ownership of both parts, but knew the geometry would not work, but when I had sufficient length I did more than think about such things. Once when in a really crude state of mind I decided to try, but failed. I found that an erect penis certainly was needed but had to be rotated at the base 180 degrees (not much fun) as it is flipped through the legs beside the scrotum to have any possibility of entry with my very slight upward curve. But having a virgin anus and not being able to get anything like a perpendicular entry, I gave up after several frustrating attempts. I had seen two films of such an action (one in a Jeff Stryker movie within a movie) but in both cases, there is missing footage from time of the erection to film of the inserted penis. I suspect that there was something like a shoe horn and extra hands used to complete this action. So this bizarre contortion will remain just a provocative impossibility for me. I suppose there are more embarrasing lackings in one&#39;s life than not being able to insert one&#39;s penis into one&#39;s anus.
 

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This is a wild thread&#33;

I never tried. But after giving it some thought I&#39;d suppose it would feel really strange. Some what like giving my ownself a blow job.

.......I would probably think " there I go having another one of my crazy dreams" after one to many vodka shots....
 

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I just read the list of terms and saw defacating when masturbating. Has anyone been able to defacate just at the point of ejaculation? I have tried and never have succeeded. I just have never been able to time those to happen at the same time. Has anyone been able to do this. How did it feel?
 

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Originally posted by Freddie53@Apr 25 2005, 01:59 PM
I just read the list of terms and saw defacating when masturbating. Has anyone been able to defacate just at the point of ejaculation? I have tried and never have succeeded. I just have never been able to time those to happen at the same time. Has anyone been able to do this. How did it feel?
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I bet it would leave quite a mess :eyes: