Sex in a pond

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  1. B_crackerjack

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    I was with a girl the other day and we had sex in a pond, just walking around for hours, it was so hot. There were ducks and people sunbathing, but no one seemed to notice. In the end I urinated in her mouth. I know its strange but I cant afford to go anywhere else so it just seemed like a logical place to get privacy.
     
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    What a weird post.
     
  3. curious_angel

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    Read his other posts. "Weird" doesn't even come close.
     
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    Yep, not weird enough this time Crackerjack. We already had one like this recently by someone else - they beat you to it.
     
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    I was with you right up to "I urinated in her mouth." Sick fuck.
     
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    Yeah, it was sexy up until that point. Urine? Yuck!
     
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    Have you met up with Mr.Tantalar? He likes walking around for hours, urinating in a person & fucking in the river. The 2 of you seem to lack funds to get a place of your own, maybe put the money together and rent a room, maybe a place with a pool outside, that could lead to even more happy water sex (with urinating).

     
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    That was the post I was talking about.
     
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    Why sex in the water leads to urination on the woman with these two is a mystery though!
     
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