sex with midgets?

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  1. Imported

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    The Phallus Palace: Do midgets have normal size boxes?

    I'd like to have sex with a midget or a gal with no legs so I can twirl them around 360 degrees while we are having sex. But I worry if midgets have small boxes that it might not work out that great. I guess there is always ky.

    Midgets would be ideal since she could actually walk around in circles while I am concentrating on keeping my rhythm. I'd have to push the gal with no legs like a top and that might distract me from the sex.
     
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    Yes. They're comparable in size to the box that sits atop your neck.
     
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    You really know how to ask the most fucked up questions in the morning here, you know that?

    Between you and me, turning 360 while having sex with her sounds painful ,and I wouldn't do it. Besides, your full length/ width alone might be also trick when you do, so why even bother, knowing that her vaginal capacity is different than taller women's.
     
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    Does anyone feel that it is time for a recipe?
     
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    Apple Crisp


    * 4 apples, peeled and sliced
    * 1 tablespoon water
    * 1/4 teaspoon salt
    * 1/2 cup flour
    * 4 teaspoons brown sugar
    * 4 teaspoons butter
    * 1 teaspoon cinnamon
    * dash of nutmeg


    Place apples, water, and salt in a pie plate or 8-inch baking dish sprayed with vegetable cooking spray. Combine remaining ingredients with a fork until crumbly; sprinkle over apple slices. Bake in top part of the oven at 350° for about 25 minutes.
     
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    SILLY SLIME

    1 Zip Lock Bag
    1 Tbls. Glue
    2 Tbls. Liquid Starch



    1. Put 1 Tbls. of glue into the Zip Lock Bag.

    2. Put 2 Tbls. of starch into the same Zip Lock Bag.

    3. Zip the bag closed. Press and squeeze the bag until the glue and starch mix together. Open the bag and stretch and play with your silly slime!

    Makes great snot (add a little green food coloring for boogers).
     
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    ok... please excuse this blonde moment (no offense to any blondes that may read this)... I have a blonde streak that shows every once in a while (which tends to be often)...

    Can someone explain what the recipes are about?? I mean, I understand the craziness of sex with midgets, but why recipes?

    Also, what is up with the box thing? Is he talking about vagina? Or is he talking about the box they come in? :blink:

    Ok... maybe later I'll be able to recover from this blonde moment, but right now, I'm thoroughly confused...
     
  10. D_Barbi_Queue

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    No prob, I suffer from blond moments frequently. The recipes are a way to turn a stupid topic into something that is worth reading. Yes, I think the "box" is referring to a vagina.
     
  11. mindseye

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    She hit the nail on the head. They also help take away any satisfaction the troll gets. Trolls are seeking angry vein-popping responses, and there's something distinctly non-angry and non-vein-popping about turning the thread into something you might find in Southern Living or Good Housekeeping.
     
  12. Imported

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    The Phallus Palace: My fantasy isn’t that odd. I have seen people set up swings so people can do the 360 degree thing.
     
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    I got the reason for aksing for recipes, immediatley. Great idea!
    Runs off to make green slime for daughter.
     
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    Stuffed Camel

    Ingredients:

    1 Medium Camel
    4 Lambs
    20 chickens (Rosted)
    150 Eggs (Boiled)
    40 Kilos of Tomatoes
    Salt and Seasonings


    Directions:

    1. Stuff eggs into tomatoes
    2. Stuff tomatoes into chickens
    3. Stuff chickens into lambs
    4. Stuff lambs into camel
    5. Roast until tender


    Serves 150 people
     
  15. BuffMusicIdol

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    Love the recipes, Mindseye and Pecker.

    The 8" baking pan ought be useful for something.

    Maybe slice the phallus into bite size weiners, stuff with hamburger and peppers and roast slowly.

    (Ick.) :excl:

    Okay, I like your recipes better.

    I find that several of my fantasies are much better as fantasies. I hope, Phallus that in this case, your fantasy will also be better as a fantasy, too. But, hey, I've had some pretty strange fantasies (in a mania) so I guess I'm guilty, too.

    [The twirling thing would not work for me. Anything that twirls like that is dangerous to me and needs to at shot at [sling shot works], stopped or something......)

    But I'm bipolar. What the hell do I know. :wacko: B) :eek: :ninja: :blush: :blink: :D

    (I'm trying to decide what mood I'm in. Actually, life is good right now.)

    If you do it, just don't make a movie, okay?

    Buff
     
  16. Imported

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    The Phallus Palace:
    Stupid topic? Now hold on a goddamn second, please. Look where you are. This is a message board populated created just so that a bunch of dudes could gather and brag about their dick sizes, in most cases obviously tacking on an inch or three. (13 inches? Yeah, right.) Then there's the fact that it's kind of crass to label phallomegaly something requiring "support" for when you think of all the sad sacks out there with real diseases such as cancer, lupus, diabetes, Laron dwarfism, morbid-ass fuckin' obesity and so on. Now I ask you, how could anything in such a place be considered "stupid" as long as a cock is involved? Posting recipes on a dick-board is stupid. Talking about ramming a huge meatwhistle into a horny midget is right on target and brilliant by comparison.

    Peeeeaaaaaaaaaaaace!
     
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    Shepherd Pie

    Ingredients:
    1 1/2 lbs. ground beef
    2 small onions, chopped
    1/4 cup beef bouillon
    1 can (16.5 oz.) peas
    4 to 5 carrots, sliced thin
    2 cups gravy
    8 potatoes, mashed and seasoned with salt, pepper, and butter

    Preparation:
    Cook meat and onions in 1/4 cup bouillon until well done. Drain and season. Place mixture in an 8 by 11 inch baking pan, cover with layer of carrots and peas. Prepare two cups medium thick gravy using bouillon to flavor. Pour hot gravy over meat and vegetables. Mash potatoes, seasoning with a little milk, salt, and pepper. Spread potatoes over meat mixture and dot the top with butter. Bake 1 hour in a preheated 300 degree oven.
     
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    BOILED WATER

    1 quart water

    Bring to a boil. Season to taste.
     
  19. zzorus

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    Anyone here interested in Sri Lankan cuisine?
     
  20. Pappy

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    Goolosh

    1 pound ripe tomatoes (regular garden type)
    1 large yellow onion
    1 large cucumber (peeled)
    1 cup red vinegar
    2 cups water
    1/4 tspoon salt
    1/4 tspoon black pepper
    1 Tspoon sugar (can substitute artificial sweetner of choice)

    Cut tomatoes, onion and cucumber into small cubes. Combine in large bowl water, vinegar, sugar, salt and black pepper. Stir untill ingredients are dissolved. Add tomatoes, onion and cucumber, cover and refrigerate over night. Serve as a side dish.

    Note: You can add a chopped jalapeno pepper if desired.