Shorty Mac - Newest and Biggest Porn Star

[D_Lou Sanus]

oh, i wanna see him so much, i'm just so oversexed

 

[Flashy]

Shorty Mac Fucks Yo Mama!!!!

another new release from Shorty and Co.!!!!


the ageless Nina Hartley takes on SHorty!!!

I can't wait to see this one


http://blackmarketxxx.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=64

 

[cwd]

the ageless Nina Hartley takes on SHorty!!!

http://blackmarketxxx.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=64

Yeah Lucky Him!!

 

[stratedude]

Shorty Mac Fucks Yo Mama!!!!

another new release from Shorty and Co.!!!!


the ageless Nina Hartley takes on SHorty!!!

I can't wait to see this one

Didn't anyone notice that there was a part 6 of Adventures?

 

[arliss]

holy shit that fucker has a huge ass dick lol

 

[Flashy]

Didn't anyone notice that there was a part 6 of Adventures?

yes, I just received it the other day.

another good one, and the camera work is getting much much better.

 

[arliss]

Hi bull...thanks for the interesting info on the measurements because I have been trying to figure out Shorty's girth...

let me make a couple of points, since I have had the benefit of seeing him about 25+ times or so, and say where you are right and maybe bit off. (and hopefully this will help improve the good info you provided)

as I said, I have watched all his vids, and you are a bit off with regards to the thickest part...if you see it closely (and from other angles which are not necessarily shown well in the short clip I provided)

there is a bit of an illusion, in that mid-shaft, when you look in terms of width, it is indeed slightly bigger then the width at the base, however, however in terms of "Height" (if you were looking at it from the side, from bottom to top, you see it is much "taller" then at midshaft, and the "height" is constantly decreasing towards the midshaft)

if you look closely in the video, you can see that his unit is so wide, it sometimes has to angle into the woman a bit as opposed to going straight in, so that accounts for the girth looking larger at midshaft then at the base...

you will see when you are able to view more of his videos, that most of the women when providing oral, are able to get their fingers close to touching when they are around the midpoint, but at the base, they are so far apart it is ridiculous.

also when you look from underneath (when woman is riding cowgirl), you can see that the right left side of it (Shorty's right) is bigger in height then the other side, as well as slightly wider...I mention this because I have noticed a similar thing that I personally have where one "side" is significantly wider then the other (using the urethra as a center line)

(I feel like a am diagramming a football play) as an example, in case I am not being clear or explaining it well enough, I use as an example the porn star Billy Glide...with discussing length, and just using girth, you can see that like hollywood actors or actresses who have "Good sides and bad sides" for their faces, some peckers do in fact have something similar.

for example, with Billy Glide (and me, and probably many others I guess it is the size of the Corpus Cavernosum on each side (here to referred as "CC") which determine the width or any inequality...

for example, when you look at the right side of Billy Glide, the CC only extends halfway down in height from the top, making the urethra look very prominent, yet on the left side, the CC goes all the way down covering most of the urethra. the same is true when you look from underneath, you see that the left side CC is significantly larger in terms of distance from the urethra to the edge of the CC, then it is on the right side.

I have a similar thing (which really pisses me off cause I think of how much bigger I could have been if my left CC hadn't decided that it didn;t want to be all that it can be)

I calculate from my measurements, that the discrepany in width between my right and left CC is almost a full half inch...which is a real pisser and means that had it developed fully to the size of the other, it would have meant another full inch of girth, which would have bumped me up from a respectable approximate 6 inches of girth to a very large 7.

since I am a little above average in length (perhaps 7-7.25) I have always valued my girth more and if I had the choice of miraculously adding that extra inch of size it would be to girth...

anyway, SHorty has a slightly similar shape, though not as pronounced though you can see it in these picture the sides are relatively equal in width, but the larger side is the right side(hopefully the link will work)

either way, he is the biggest dude I have ever seen in porn, though I do recall to straight black guys in 80s Porn who I think may have been even bigger and much longer...I cannot remember the names for the life of me and will probably search for ever...they were in two scenes I recall vividly and remember both the women in it...I have been looking forever, I have them on an old video somewhere, but there are no credits and it is some type of compilation...either way, I think Shorty is going to be the new King for a long while

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8200/zshortyiw0.jpg


http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2227/zshorty4bcfj6.jpg

i would love to have a dick the size of shorty macs lol

 

[CuriousGuy]

i would love to have a dick the size of shorty macs lol

this from a man sporting an 11x7 monster

 

[arliss]

this from a man sporting an 11x7 monster

this fucker is twice as thick as mine

 

[CuriousGuy]

this fucker is twice as thick as mine

okay, he might be a little thicker Arliss, but he damn sure ain't got the "reach" you possess........I'd take your combo of length and girth anyday

 

[bobabooey69]

The amount of analysis that you guys went through was amazing, I swear it's like watching an Oliver Stone film in thread form! :O

 

[Flashy]

I am going to begin reviewing all Shorty Mac films, that way anyone interested will have a reference point.

I have The Adventures Of Shorty Mac #s 1-6 as well as The just released "Shorty Is Fucking Yo Mama"...later on, I will do more reviews of the other movies I have seen him in.

I will rate each tape on a 5 star system, and give brief descriptions as best I can of the quality of the girls, scenes and camera work.


so here goes

"Shorty iz fuckin' yo Mama"
rating *****

Easily the best of the Shorty Mac based series' so far. Much better camera work and angles then in all the previous features involving him, and it appears to be getting much better. Wheras there were very few POV type angles in the earlier films, in this one, there are many more. Add to it some hotter older women, and you have an excellent DVD (though without any notable DVD extra features)

The premise is that Shorty is going to all these "job interviews" where predictably, he is given the job of chairman of the board of IBM...no, just kidding...obviously he is going for the position of mowing lawns, pipe cleaning etc...and he gets the job, and of course the hot older women who give him the job.

He also seems to have a rap group that is now doing his own special songs, lauding the largeness of his royal shortness. If you like Rap, I am sure you will find the lyrics most amusing as well.

5 women appear in this DVD

Scene 1 - Shorty and Darryl Hannah
Setting - Bedroom/Bed
very attractive blond older lady, dirty talker. Shorty starts off with cunnilingus, then she performs very good and enthusiastic hummer. start off reverse cowgirl, she repeatedly states "Fuck dude, you're huge"...they then go to sideways, she is having a VERY good time...then back to reverse cowgirl...she is working up quite a sweat, her face is glistening, they switch to doggystyle...and as usual, Shorty is really too short for doggystyle...he needs to wear lifts or huge sneakers or something :biggrin1:....Shorty cant get more than 2/3rds of it in. then a facial.

Scene 2 - Shorty and Angelica Sin
Setting - Living Room/Couch
busty brunette, very enthusiastic, dirty talker. starts off with a great hummer on the couch, with some intermittent titfucking. start off with Angelica on top regular cowgirl. she takes almost all of Shorty in this position. then switch to missionary. then a variation of reverse cowgirl, then doggystyle then facial.

Scene 3 - Shorty and India Summer
Setting - Living Room/Couch
slim dirty talking raven haired girl. enthusiastic hummer to start. lots of dirty talk. excellent pov of hummer for awhile...then cunnilingus for a bit, then starts off missionary...fucking begins with the admonition "oh my god, go slow" lots of owwwwwing...then "I don;t know if I can take that big fucker"...she gets used to it, takes it balls deep, and gets a serious hammering...then a stands up and fucks her midair for a bit while holding her, then they sit down for standard cowgirl for some serious fucking and screaming...then reverse cowgirl, and onto doggystyle...then onto a hybrid missionary/sideways, then a facial

Scene 4 - Shorty and Kylie Worthy
Setting - Living Room/large sofa/chair
slim blond with big butt and medium sized boobs, enthusastic, dirty talking POV type hummer to start, very aggressive...then cunnilingus. starts off missionary...then cowgirl for a balls deep serious riding...she makes it known she is going "balls deep" then rides the fuck out of shorty...then reverse cowgirl and more of the same...then doggystyle, then an amazing sequence of the doggystyle, semi-POV, Shorty slowly puts it all the way in three times, illiciting the first ever queefs I have heard during an Shorty scene...I think he pushed all the air out of her lungs...then gives her a SERIOUS deep doggy pounding then facial culminating with Shorty saying "I like you! Og god I like you!"

Scene 5 - Shorty and the legendary Nina Hartley
Setting - Living Room/ Couch
The legendary Nina Hartley must have been wondering if Shorty had indeed mistakenly stuck his leg in her pussy the way she was handling the scene.
Nina in glasses starts off with a serious hummer, lots of dirty talking, constantly saying, "never seen anything like it"...she states humorously "you ever met a girl who could fit that whole thing in her mouth?" Shorty says "Not yet" Nina says "well it wont be today either" they both laugh. then we see a contravention of LPSG endorsed measuring techniques, she measures Shorty with her hand and proclaims his length "8 and a half inches". she then tries the girth, and just gives up and says it is the "fattest cock I have ever seen"...then a bit of cullingus, while Nina lies back missionary, grasping onto a bottle of lube for her life :smile:...she can barely take half of it the whole scene, and is exhaling through gritted teeth, and is just incredulous "o fuckin A that is an amazing cock"..when Nina Hartley says it is like being a virgin again, that's probably a big milestone, and she is growling and grunting and giggling. then they go cowgirl. they go reverse cowgirl, since Nina thinks she will have a better chance getting it all in that way...still only about half...then doggystyle..and then he cums on her ass


the DVD is a tad formulaic, seemingly following the same position sequence in every scene, but the better camera angles and enthusiasm of the women make it a definite recommend


the end


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if you guys enjoyed my review, I will do the others, if not, I will not subject any of you to another review.

:biggrin1:

 

[lacuna22]

There is absolutely no excuse for seeing AVI's on the internet, unless you have a Mac I guess...

lol...you don't need AVI's for mac. apple makes it simple to view any kind of video, streaming or not. it's all the different formats and codecs that are written for crappy windows that makes all this so unnecessarily complicated.

 

[D_Kim_CheeAPett]

Flashy, killer review. Keep reviewing them man.

Also; from Nina Hartley's website/blog.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Shorty Mac and Black Market:
Well, you know how I've always said I had a smallish pussy, and that regular cock is just fine with me? I just did a scene with Shorty Mac and I have got to say that he's the biggest dicked guy I've ever seen in the business, period. Sure, some others may have the same cubic centemeter displacement of his meat, but NONE have the dimensions. Now I see how some women get ripped pussies from work!
I got the call to work with Shorty, so I Googled his name and got a thread where all the talk was guessing his dimensions, plus a photo of his (I see now) half-hard cock. Big and meaty, but I really had no clue.
Cut to Saturday. I'm in the office getting my makeup done when Shorty shows up, totally East Coast. I had met him at AEE in January or so. I was friendly and sweet and gave him a package squeeze. Hmm, not hard but still a heavy handful.
We get to set and get ready to do the box cover shots (before sex, so the makeup is still good). Oh. My. God. What a thick, unreal dick! At 8.5", it's of average length for porn (though three inches longer than average). Where it gets crazy is the girth. At the widest point it's easily 8" AROUND. My thumb and middle fingertip could barely touch. Really. When hard, it has a down bend about half way. Again, very common, as well as the fact that he's not round, but flattened, sort of like a 2x4, but not that thick.
I liked jerking and sucking it, and was even able to get half of it in my mouth. I liked dry humping it, all lubed up. That was hot. It just couldn't fit in my pussy worth a damn. By half way in, if not before, that unpleasant stretching/burning sensation in a tender place set in. We did the scene, but I felt him all the way home and into the next day! I joked with Ernest as we played yesterday that I came pre-tenderized!
So, I've GOT to tell Keisha about him since she likes meaty men. it's fun, as he's about 5'2', which makes it all the more amazing when he takes down his pants. He's sweet, too, and very laid back. He's just got the goods. His dick is like my ass: one to a world! I bet it weighs at least a pound and a half when it's fully hard. Since it's not too long, like some, it gets all the way hard, as well.
It won't surprise you to hear that there is more than one woman in this business who can take him to the balls and be happy, even in their butts! I want to be on that set to hand out babywipes, as I want to see that action! The director even said one woman did a double vaginal with Shorty and Shane Diesel! Well, let me see that, just to say I have. To his credit, Shorty does eat some good pussy, as he's had to learn how, just to get any pussy at all! They don't make them any more, but I'm thinking that this is what Quaaludes were made for!
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[Flashy]

thanks for that post Thatdood. very informative.

hopefully we'll see Keisha with him soon, and some of the other older porn ladies with Shorty, who have come back into the biz (Cara Lott, Amber Lynn, etc.)

also good to see that Nina read the LPSG threads about him that I started
:biggrin1:

perhaps we could contact her to do a live, on camera, LPSG approved measurement of Shorty with a tape measure.

that way it is confirmation for all to see.

 

[stratedude]

Don't ask how I found this clip, lol.

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[cwd]

Well if you have a rapidshare account here are the links for Part #6

http://rapidshare.com/files/3865274...ADBL.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865274...ADBL.part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865267...ADBL.part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865292...ADBL.part04.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865282...ADBL.part05.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865275...ADBL.part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865282...ADBL.part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865295...ADBL.part08.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865290...ADBL.part09.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865287...ADBL.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865292...ADBL.part11.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865280...ADBL.part12.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865289...ADBL.part13.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865284...ADBL.part14.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/3865073...ADBL.part15.rar

 

[stratedude]

OK cwd, I have some questions. How safe is rapidshare? I used to use Morpheus, before that I used Kaaza, before that Sharebear. They all seemed to load up my computer with so much crap that I had to get all kind of anti-adware/spyware/malware software to remove everything. Not only that but if you try to download copyrighted material on Morpheus now, it doesn't let you do it 90% of the time. So lately I haven't used anything.

So what is the deal with rapidshare? Is it like Morpeus/Limewire etc? Can you download copyrighted material? What about spyware and viruses?

And also, what is an .rar file? What do you use to play it?

Thanks for the info.

 

[cwd]

Well rapidshare isn't a program it's just a place that stores files and then lets you download them. If you have an account you can download files one after the other. If not you have to wait between files, the time is dependant on the size of the file. I had to wait two hours between downloading each of these since my account ran out a while back and I hadn't updated it.

As far as copywrighted material Rapidshared will delete files if someone associated with the company or MPAA/RIaa asks them too. You usually dont have a problem with porn it's usually new movies/ albums that get deleted.

THe smarted uploaders rename the files when they upload them . They might name a movie like "Transformers" something like "Oak Tree"
that way it will stay up there a while before it's detected. It ain't much spyware on there unless some "jackass" does a bait/switch where they say it's an album but it's really spam. 99% of the people on there are o.k.

To open it you need to use WINRAR. Put all fifteen files in one folder right click on the first one and select " extract Here" . It will extract to a main folder and inside that folder will be folders saying " CD1" and "CD2" .

Inside these folders will be a bunch of files ( I think it was 47 files) right click on one of those and select "extract here" and it will make an AVI. THis will take a couple of minutes. Do this for CD1 and CD2 and you will have the movie. You are gonna need about 3 GB of space to do this. After you get done you can delete those files and just keep the AVI's' for CD1 and CD2, They will be about 700 MB apiece.

 

[Flashy]

three short clips from TAOSM#4


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