"Signs" of a large penis

[D_Smidley Schlongholder]

I was wondering if anyone knew how to tell if some one has a large penis from other physical attributes? For instance, do tall people with big hands have large penis'? Or does a large nose=a large penis? Or big feet=big penis? Any body have any data on this?

 

[Onslow]

Check the elbows they are a sure sign of both size and curve.

 

[B_4inches]

I always thought ones bronchial tubes was sure sign of big dickedness.

 

[D_Smidley Schlongholder]

Onslow....the elbow??

 

[avg_joe]

Check his hands. If his hands are big and thick, so is his dick.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Big liver, definitely!!!! :tongue:
Ow no, that means to much grease lol, not healthy hahaha

I have big hands, big feet and a big nose, but I probably don't count as data for you lol

 

[D_Kissimmee Coldsore]

Interesting that you should ask such a question, for I have in fact just concluded what I believe to be the FIRST and ONLY thorough scientific collection of data on this subject. My analysis concluded:

Let h be an individuals height, k the width across their knuckles on the right hand and L the the individual's inside leg measurment (all measurments in cm). If:

a) h < 150, and k has a value so that k+h >= I, where I is the individuals IQ score as determined by a MENSA IQ test.

and/or:

b) 2 < h/L < 2.2 and I-L > 104.3

said individual will have a penis of length p and girth g so that:

p = (h+7k-3)/10 and p/g < 1.5

Unless d, number of dogs owned, is an integer such that 5 > d > 1. In which case p = 15-d and g = 11-d.

I hope the above has answered your query to a satisfactory degree.

 

[D_Smidley Schlongholder]

LMAO! Finally a scientific answer. I KNEW IT..no I just have to memorize the formula...I'll need a calculator...

 

[kingranch379]

That is some shit there. I have a nice size dick and there is no way that formula is true figure it out in inches for me. Tell me what I have to measure and weather I have to add or what to get my size. Very interested to know

 

[Mem]

Check their appendix.

Big appendix = big dicks.

 

[nudeyorker]

Big feet = big shoes
Big hands = big gloves
Big nose = big nose
Big heart= nice guy
Big penis = big penis
This took years of careful research!

 

[B_4inches]

Lol Nudeyorker.

big penis=big penis well I sure as fuck hope so

 

[MickeyLee]

a yellow plastic Large Penis On Board suction cuppie sign?

ml

 

[biguyli23]

well when it comes to the internet, just take what the guy told you it was and subtract 2-3 inches

 

[Never more]

Check his hands. If his hands are big and thick, so is his dick.

Not true always - I have small hands, equal to my wife and have a 9.5 x 6 inches (smallest dimension measured on top, 11 inches if measured from underneath.)

 

[hockeyguy741]

well when it comes to the internet, just take what the guy told you it was and subtract 2-3 inches

LOL.....:smile:

 

[B_Hickboy]

I have a t-shirt with the word "COCK" on it, and an arrow pointing down.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

You gotta big dick DL. What's your signs?

 

[driftingvoid]

Interesting that you should ask such a question, for I have in fact just concluded what I believe to be the FIRST and ONLY thorough scientific collection of data on this subject. My analysis concluded:

Let h be an individuals height, k the width across their knuckles on the right hand and L the the individual's inside leg measurment (all measurments in cm). If:

a) h < 150, and k has a value so that k+h >= I, where I is the individuals IQ score as determined by a MENSA IQ test.

and/or:

b) 2 < h/L < 2.2 and I-L > 104.3

said individual will have a penis of length p and girth g so that:

p = (h+7k-3)/10 and p/g < 1.5

Unless d, number of dogs owned, is an integer such that 5 > d > 1. In which case p = 15-d and g = 11-d.

I hope the above has answered your query to a satisfactory degree.

lmao!!


:sucks:

 

[Deno]

Excessive gagging during a blow job. If the bottom curls his toes. Tough time at it when putting on a large condom. Being very successful at gay porn.