Simon Cowell

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  1. Knight

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    I have no evidence but just hoping. I mean something has made him as bitter as he is :p could it be a tiny todge? hehe just wondering let me know the concensus. Was watching a thing last night called Sleeping With Celebrities and he bedded a very hot girl...
     
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    Is it the high trousers thing? Could he tuck it under the waistband?

    I crack myself up!

    I'm so wasted
     
  3. jonb

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    Yeah, well, anyone he sleeps with probably says "Is it in yet?" Not because he's small, but because he has a fetish for that kind of critique.
     
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    clownboots19: Sorry Knight, but that guy is GAY, I don't care how many girls he has slept with...it is only a matter of time before he comes out of the closet. Even Sharon Osbourne publicly said (recently) that she thinks Simon is gay and he should just come out of the closet. I'm straight and even I thought he was gay when I first saw him on American Idol (season 1). So maybe his shitty attitude comes from his sexual idenitity problems as opposed to his possibly tiny weinerschitzel.
     
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    Oh great! That's all we need....another bitchy, bitter queen. :D And all this time I just thought he was an asshole. I don't want him in our club.
     
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    I think he's asexual. He doesn't trigger my gaydar ... but then again, maybe I subconsciously don't want to picture him engaging in a sexual romp, so I turn off my receptors. Either way, do you really see him fielding offers? Everyone, even blatant star-fuckers, would expect to get a scathing review on his/her sexual performance and would rather just forego the experience.
     
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    I see him kissing his dominatrix's boots. -_-
     
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    I have a friend who hangs with Simon in LA and says he is totally straight, but my friend is high all the time. He says Cowell has a long term lady friend. But I became suspicious last season when Ryan Seacrest made a crack on the air about him and Simon listening to "Its Raining Men" on a loop at Simon's house. After he blurted it out, everything stopped for a looong live TV awkward pause, while the two of them stared at each other trying to think of something to say. As far as i was concerned, the feather had dropped.
     
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    What do u all think about Simon Cowell? Does anyone have any photos? i thought i saw him have a cock half way down his leg on this show but maybe it was me. I couldnt really tell. Any pics of his crotch area showing his cock or bulge?
     
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    Dear God, please save me from having to look at any more images of Simon Cowell :rolleyes:

    These are some bathing shots, and no, I have no idea why British film director Michael Winner (most famous for the Death Wish movies starring Charles Bronson) is next to him in the first image, photographed in Barbados:

    http://www.bonnyhthr.com/simon/misc/barbados.jpg
    http://www2.bridlingtontoday.co.uk/celebs/images/si.jpg
    http://www.bonnyhthr.com/simon/misc/simonc.jpg

    There have certainly been a few more paparazzi shots that were published in the British media, of Cowell on various beaches and the like, but nothing more than topless, as per these images.
     
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    Word.
     
  12. Pecker

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    Here's a bulge shot that I lightened for detail.
     
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    Of course, one of the running gags in the British media relates to how high Cowell wears his trousers, so that that bulge appears to include both scrotum and entire cock, with the trousers cutting in high up.
     
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    The man IS a big dick.


    (Apologies to the trouser areas of most of our membership!)
     
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    Are there any Sienfeld fans out there? Does the word MANZERE ring a bell? Thank you for lightening the picture Pecker anyone know if it is real ?:rolleyes:
     
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    Believe me the only big thing about Simon Cowell is his self promoting ego. We all know the deep psychological traumas short arsed celebs face.
     
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    hey...nothing wrong with being short!! nothing you can do about it unfortunately!
     
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    :gives2: :lame:
     
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    I am getting some strong gay vibes from Simon Cowell. :rolleyes:I am seldom mistaken with my gaydar, but does anyone know if he is really gay?:confused:
     
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    He's a notorious womanizer, so if he's hiding being gay, then he's doing so from himself as well. :rolleyes: