Simon Cowell

[WHoodoo]

Hardly...this guy is huge!

 

[ChockladGa]

Not that I was looking for it, but Simon frequently likes going commando in his jeans and he has significant hang. Someone labeled him wrong unless his crotch is spiked. I don't think he is particularly attractive either.

 

[balkaneuro]

ewww

 

[thee1]

It never looks small whenever I see him in jeans (which is always). He was on Wendy Williams months ago, and the entire time his huge bulge was front in center as he sat there on the couch. I've also seen it various other times whenever he's sitting with his legs spread.

 

[SmallDad]

All these comments coming from a woman's comment meant to be a off the wall joke..He is paying this Sharon Osbourne good money to be on his show. She knows him well enough to say something for a laugh and for shock value. I never took it as being literal.If he is a aging he is aging well. We all want to remain virile and nice to look at as long as possible, i think.

It wasn't a joke. She also said she never gets along with him and that she doesn't care if he fires her from America's Got Talent.

 

[aninnymouse]

It wasn't a joke. She also said she never gets along with him and that she doesn't care if he fires her from America's Got Talent.

Well, they're both...erm...not very nice people, though. So you can understand how they don't get along.

 

[dbjones1969]

Check out this video - quite a few revealing shots.... and others not so much.....you decide...

Simon Cowell's Bulge

 

[Gdaymate]

I remember the Sharon Osborne rant against Susan Boyle. She dug in like a witch from a fairy tale. It's still on YouTube. Yuk. She reminds me of a blond, aging, British kardashian.

 

[Gdaymate]

I remember the Sharon Osborne rant against Susan Boyle. She dug in like a witch from a fairy tale. It's still on YouTube. Yuk. She reminds me of a blond, aging, British kardashian.

I forgot she's not blonde anymore. Once I saw her with blonde hair and that created my mental image. I forget that lately she often has a magenta bob.

 

[SmallDad]

Check out this video - quite a few revealing shots.... and others not so much.....you decide...

Simon Cowell's Bulge

I say he does have a small penis based off that video I think..

 

[chadexx]

This must be the most boring theme on this sight! Who the fuck is interested!!!!

 

[dcsurvivor92]

I think his bulge consists of mostly big balls. But, then again who could get past his bitchy attitude. He's not hot.....

 

[dong-in-khakis]

I'll say it again, he's insecure about his size and trying everything he can to draw attention to his crotch. Did you notice in every one of those videos he's sitting spread eagle..? I mean every one one them.

He's trying hard to show off and what he's showing is probably fake or tied up in place to make it show. He reminds me of the guy I worked with..

"LOOK AT ME"....!!!

 

[B_Nick8]

You talkin' ta me? [De Niro Voice]

Possibly. :wink:

Apparently. :biggrin1:

 

[chriswUK]

Cowell (right) in speedos from back in the day:

http://i.imgur.com/RzsmX.jpg

 

[LGX]

So if he is successful...it's because he has a small penis? No, I think some big-dicked guys are jealous!

 

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

Cowell (right) in speedos from back in the day:

http://i.imgur.com/RzsmX.jpg

ohhhhhh I just bet Dame Cowell absolutely loathes the fact that picture is out there.


:bj:
HH

 

[SmallDad]

Cowell (right) in speedos from back in the day:

http://i.imgur.com/RzsmX.jpg

I wonder if the speedo is that tight or it's an erection. lol

 

[BDS]

I wonder if the speedo is that tight or it's an erection. lol

He's not my favorite celebrity but the speedo shot does not lie.

We just don't want him to have a big one...... Or even an average one.

 

[sexyy1010]

I want to be his fuck buddy.