SLEEPING WITH A FEMALE COUSIN

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by hungmormon, Jun 14, 2004.

  1. hungmormon

    hungmormon New Member

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    WOULD ANYBODY SLEEP WITH A COUSIN.
    MY FEMALE COUSIN JUST TURN 18 WANTS TO FUCK ME
     
  2. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Not only venturing into the creepy, but SHOUTING ABOUT IT AS WELL. (Dude, can your keyboard type lower case letters at all?)
     
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    Your female cousin wants to fuck you? Is that with a strap-on? Or, does she want you to fuck her?
     
  4. chris88

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    Is that step-dad of yours in on this too?

    Incest is wrong and illegal. I would not recommend pursuing that particular option.
     
  5. jonb

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    @hungmormon:
    Perhaps I should explain. In South Dakota, we always referred to whites as "cousin-fuckers", and by "cousin" we meant several hundred degrees of kinship. Under such conditions, you can pretty much guess my answer.

    @DMW:
    Any keyboards made in the last decade which can only type in caps?
     
  6. Imported

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    dave_jax_fl: Um... EW. Hell no.
     
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    simple question, simple answer.

    NO. Find another woman.

    Ken
     
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    How much of a cousin is she? Sounds more like a biblical debate. :blink:
     
  9. jonb

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    Actually, Leviticus 18 doesn't mention cousins. It mentions several in-laws and step-parents. It also doesn't mention nieces. (It uses descriptive kin terms, e.g., "father's sister" to describe an aunt.)

    The modern incest laws resulted from several factors. At first, early Merkins preferred marrying relatives because as I said, Indian laws wrt incest are a lot more thorough than Western laws, partially a result of classificatory kin terms, so whites married their relatives as a way of distinguishing themselves from Indians. However, this resulted in all kinds of congenital disorders, so the government put an end to it.
     
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    So JonB does that mean he can??? :blink:
     
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    In a word.....NO.
     
  12. kurios

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    Why look for trouble?
     
  13. Imported

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    yung_n_hung: if it won't fuck your family relationship up with her, i'd say go for it.
     
  14. captainstupid

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    is she hot??
     
  15. jonb

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    No, it's still against state laws, I'm sure.
     
  16. Imported

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    BRMSTN69: It depends on what state your in, in most it is illegal for parents and children or siblings to have sex but not for cousins and they can even be married, as to the risk of birth defects, I have a friend whose parents are first cousins and he is mildly mentaly disabled.
     
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    she is a cousin by married not by blood
     
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    It's still a pretty fucking creepy situation.
     
  19. madame_zora

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    I'm getting a creepy feeling this is a reincarnation of someone we all know and love, just trying to start shit again. Clues: 1) I just reread all his posts, almost every single one had grammatical errors, almost like it's on purpose. 2) He is a newly listed member within the last few weeks 3) All the sujects he opens up are controversial and possibly inflamatory in nature. What's really going on here?
     
  20. chris88

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    Oh, an extramarital affair with your cousin, much better.