Soccer (Football) Bulges

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  1. ItalianShowOff

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    I was watching an old game of soccer today, and was amazed at all the floppage going on. I never played soccer, I was a football jock, and I never really was interested until now. What are these guys wearing underneath those shorts, if anything?! Is it common to see so much? It seems these guys are very secure with their sexuality and they grab each other's dicks and asses throughout the course of the game. Is this common? I'm really interested to hear your comments.
    P.S. I had a boner throughout the game ;)

    *Look at these guys!*

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kyYe8aF8w...AATA/ZHjHaxEyp7A/s400/action_soccer_bulge.jpg

    http://cristianoronaldo717.tripod.c...ilderpictures/cristiano_ronaldo_big_bulge.jpg

    http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/s...eague-manchester-united-v-west-ham-united.jpg

    For heaven's sake, he's taking a piss! http://sport.oboz.ua/files/7/_News_Photo_image_large_7607.jpg

    http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/gay_soccer_players.jpg
     
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    After the game (football/soccer or rugby) all the players strip off and get into an enormous bath together! It's all very sexually charged!
     
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    I must have played for the wrong teams when I were younger!! We had to make do with showers!! Mind Wolvo is far more advanced then Buckinghamshear (sic) :wink:
     
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    i think the pic that only has Image Hosted by Tripod was my fave...:biggrin1:
     
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    Unfortunately the communal bath is pretty much a thing of the past (although I think it still happens in rugby). I had a tour round West Ham United a couple of years ago and the home dressing room was communal shower and a couple of single bath tubs.
    As for what they wear underneath their shorts, mostly briefs (bikinis for our American cousins), but compression shorts are becoming more popular. I don’t know whether it’s the players choice or the clubs, because I saw a programme not so long ago about Chelsea FC (W**kers) and they showed their kit man laying out briefs along with the rest of the kit. So I figure that the club must supply them.
    I knew some guys who were on an amateur Sunday league team, that for a team building exercise wore thongs for a season. I offered my services as their kitman/towel boy but was not so politely turned down.
    What annoys me the most about the beautiful game is that over the past 15 years players shorts have got longer. To the point where when they have their socks pulled up, you only get to see a bit of knee. I remember back in the 70’s and 80’s football shorts were very short and fairly tight. Unfortunately most of the players back then were pig ugly. Now we’ve got some very hot looking fit players in loose baggy shorts that look like the ones they wore in the 1920’s. There’s no justice in the world!!!
     
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    I loved this one! I like that he was uninhibited enough to do it right on the playing field during a game.
     
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    a lot of the ass/dick grabbing is to try and get an opponent frustrated.

    some guys do wear no underwear (some shorts come with linings built in) but most players wear either compression shorts or boxers. personally i find the "floppage" a bit distracting; it is easier to concentrate when everything is firmly in place.

    I play on for my university's soccer team, and about 3/4 of the guys shower in the locker room after practice. the shower room consists of 12 shower heads arranged around a square room--no dividers or curtains.

    its very common for people to joke around about sex in the locker room or while we are standing around during practice, but during games and competitions everybody is focused on winning, and not on trying to get off.