For years I belonged to a gym in a first class hotel which catered to many people from around the world. Bill Clinton visited it for manages on local visits. We felt free to go naked while in the locker room, in fact to get to the wet area from the lockers one would walk down a long hall, past the entrance and pick up your towel just as you entered the shower area. Most of the men used the towel only to sit on or to dry themselves. We got to know a group of locals some of whom, my wife and I and they an their wives became good friends. One day I entered the locker room to see, standing just inside the door, a naked man looking lost. I recognized his face and said "Senator, can I help you?" He was looking for the towels. As the Senator was once married to Elizabeth Taylor, who, in movies, I was in love with since we were children, I couldn't help but look, and now with satisfaction felt that he had nothing on me and I feel much better.