Tabasco for ED?

[B_Big Jax]

Has anyone ever used a shot of Tobasco in the butt as an instant cock stiffener? A friend swears it works like a charm. Before I try it for droopy dick and suffer the consequences, to say nothing of messy sheets, I'll call on the wisdom of this group. I mean, we do what we have to do, right?

 

[hsarge]

Tobasco on the internal anal membrane? You go first,and tell me.

 

[colday]

doesn't sound like too good advise to me. Imagine it will burn like a muther fucker!

 

[B_625girth]

I've ate some hot food in my life that was still spicy hot when it went out the poop chute, and it burned even after going thru my body. so no thanks. you be the guinea pig, let us know. sounds messy even if it works.

 

[Dave NoCal]

I recommend you get your friend to demonstrate... on himself!
Dave

 

[SilverTrain]

Has anyone ever used a shot of Tobasco in the butt as an instant cock stiffener? A friend swears it works like a charm. Before I try it for droopy dick and suffer the consequences, to say nothing of messy sheets, I'll call on the wisdom of this group. I mean, we do what we have to do, right?

Eh, Tabasco may have middling results. If you really want the big stiff thing, use battery acid.

And shoving battery acid up your ass may also cure excessive gullability.

 

[B_Craiggers]

Why are you trying to get people to harm themselves?

 

[nudeyorker]

I seriously hope no one is taking this thread seriously. I considered moving it to Funny Stuff after it was reported.
BTW you would have better luck getting an erection if you sprinkle a little Viagra on your huevos rancheros.

 

[B_Nick8]

Tobasco on the internal anal membrane? You go first,and tell me.

Eh, Tabasco may have middling results. If you really want the big stiff thing, use battery acid.

And shoving battery acid up your ass may also cure excessive gullability.

I seriously hope no one is taking this thread seriously.
BTW you would have better luck getting an erection if you sprinkle a little Viagra on your huevos rancheros.

And on these notes, thread closed. :haha:

 

[fangirl]

i think its a set-up. your friend is joshing you, dude. but just for kicks, why dont you ask him for a demonstration.

 

[B_Nick8]

Apparently, I was wrong. :biggrin1:

 

[BiItalianBro]

WOW!!! 0-o

Ill take a floppy sock over a flaming starfish anyday

 

[wildmann86]

I mean, we do what we have to do, right?

heres a thought, if u have ed go to your doctor and get some viagra :wink:

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Reminds me of the time, me mate was using some warming muscle rub and went to scratch his arse..... soon forgot about his aching limbs :biggrin1:

 

[monel]

Eh, Tabasco may have middling results. If you really want the big stiff thing, use battery acid.
And shoving battery acid up your ass may also cure excessive gullability.

I've tried so many gullibility cures and none of them work. I'm starting to think they're not for real. Maybe I'll give the battery acid thing a try, but if it doesn't work then I'm done!

 

[Lampwick]

Once you've tried Tabasco, you might want to give ginger a try:

Gingering - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Figging - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia