The cock you wish you had

Discussion in 'Ask a Straight Man' started by gimme_another_inch, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. gimme_another_inch

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    already a thread on this:
    http://www.lpsg.com/264282-describe-your-ideal-penis-including.html

    Btw dude, your penis looks fine, seems a bit shorter then mine, but its still a good size, and i admire your girth compared to mine. Be thankful for what you have, cause god knows you could have it much worse.

    And wishing you had Nacho Vidal's penis...
    its nice for porn, but most regular chicks won't be able to handle all that(he is long and insanely girthy) and the sex would be all about beeing slow and carefull and all that shit, and who needs that? :p
     
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    Ok, seems I went too far with my hopes, have to look elsewhere :)

    thanks, I will give a look at the other thread
     
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    Mine is not quite that thick but longer with a similar head. Nice link. By the way women with choker ribbons or jewellry are...well lets say sets my heart a flutter. :)
     
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    I like my cock it's medium large but a few girls have complained it's slightly to thick. I always thought Jake Steed's was ideal.
     
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    Ouch, you go for the higher end...
     
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    I wish I had greatwhitepythons willy.
     
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    I wish I had mine.
    Whoa, genies are awesome!
     
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    I don't know about the dick, but I wouldn't mind having the woman in the clip.
     
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    Mine works for me just fine sexually. But If I could rock whatever I wanted I'd go for the ridiculous.

    Short Mac's would be a blast, or this dude:

    BIGGESTANDLONGEST
     
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    A shapeshifting cock that would automatically adjust to the size of my partner's vagina.
     
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    agreed. there have been times i wished i were thinner, and times i was happy to have every millimeter of girth i've got. if i could have any permanent adjustment i wanted, i'd like to have a slight upward curve though
     
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    That would be great!!! :biggrin1:

    <squeek, squeek> adjust girth down 1 inch, finally get deep throated. :blowjob:

    <squeek, squeek> add 2 inches to length, get head will tit-fucking :boobies:

    <squeek, squeek> adjust back to normal 7 by 6, best for fucking :smileysex5:
     
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    The one I have now, but uncircumcised would've been really nice.
     
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    Someone should figure this out, a multi-billion dollar business right there.
     
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    I would probably go with Shane Diesel if I had to pick one.
     
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    Dude, you're fine. And your wife/gf has nice tits. ;) Yours is better than the other guys for the simple fact that you appear intact. IMO, even a small intact penis looks better than a big circumcised one. Personally, I'm happy and satisfied with mine. While I could be just as happy with an extra inch or two, I'd rather just keep what I have and make the foreskin shorter and looser, but that's just an appearance thing (it functions just fine).
     
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    I've always liked the look of Jack Napier's
     
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    This is the one for me , all of it ,and hard . Absolutely beautiful cock . Sort of cock i would sell my car for ,just to get the airfare . Sure will dream well tonight .