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I wouldn't mind [Shane Diesel's] cock, but he's ugly as h.ll

But then my lover is bigger, so not much reason to go for Shane...


Really? Your lover is thicker than Diesel? Find that kind of hard to believe. Any good pics? :confused:

But yeah, amen on the ugly part. Diesel looks like Shrek, frankly.


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Sorry dude. Not the case. Although the beer bottle is a bit lower than my cock in this pic (which is why I posted the other) which makes it look even thicker. Pretty amazed you missed that. Guess depth perception got skipped in graphic design school. Hee-fucking-haw.

I'm gonna call chop on that one. I know I don't have a million posts here, but I do have a degree in Industrial and Graphic Design with a solid 15 years in Photoshop experience for both personal and professional purposes.

Here's why I believe it to be fake:

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The head shows signs of the clone stamp being used in order to widen it. You can see the redundant pixels creating a horizontal line through the center if you look closely.

The shaft is pretty obviously mirrored. I, for one, have never seen a penis that is so symmetrical. I'm not gay, so I haven't seen as many as some folks, but this this would truly be a freak of nature.

the left side of the shaft is the most obviously chopped portion to me. I know what he was trying to do. He attempted to add some of the colors in the label on the bottle in order mimic the reflected light that the bottle and label would cast off. Unfortunately, he failed. The layer in which he applied the blue color that mimics the label is either too opaque and/or he didn't use the proper layer transparency setting in order to preserve the shadows on the edge of the shaft on the layer below. This is what gives the left side of the shaft a washed out look, with little contrast and the look of being lit from all around.

It's also a tiny, low res pic, which helps hide Photoshop imperfections really well.

Take it as you will, but I'd wager a significant amount on it being a re-touched image.
 

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amen on the ugly part. Diesel looks like Shrek, frankly.
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LMAO :biggrin1:

Your lover is thicker than Diesel? Find that kind of hard to believe.

Why? Diesel is like 8*7? Uncommon - but that's actually some around IRL - and here - even without Photoshop and Internet Inches...
 

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The shaft is pretty obviously mirrored. I, for one, have never seen a penis that is so symmetrical. I'm not gay, so I haven't seen as many as some folks, but this this would truly be a freak of nature.

damn, I think you are right. Can't believe I missed that when I looked at the pic. It's so obvious that the dick is mirrored! look at the perfectly mirrored small veins at the middle...
 

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This is pretty fucking flattering. My dick is literally unbelievable. :biggrin1:

damn, I think you are right. Can't believe I missed that when I looked at the pic. It's so obvious that the dick is mirrored! look at the perfectly mirrored small veins at the middle...
 

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I'm 7.5 in girth, and throw up a highly detail pic of my cock. Its not pump other than jerking off to it. its natural, no enhancement was use to make it larger. If anything I pulled on it to make it thinner failed in making it longer or thinner. But it was fun trying.

I can take many picture of any object you want to compared, for the naysayer, and I know you will be out there.
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Sorry dude. Not the case. Although the beer bottle is a bit lower than my cock in this pic (which is why I posted the other) which makes it look even thicker. Pretty amazed you missed that. Guess depth perception got skipped in graphic design school. Hee-fucking-haw.

Sorry to break the news to you, but that's not a stereo image. There is no way to perceive depth in a 2D image other than to make a best guess using shadow, light, atmospheric perspective, etc.

Also, what does this have to do with my observation? I didn't say your Photoshopped dick was too close or too far from the bottle. I'm not sure why you think that your argument holds any value in the context of my observation(s).


P.S. I don't speak mountain hillbilly. Can you please translate "hee-fucking-haw" into English?
 

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I'm with you, wiggyx: those photos are obviously fake. I think Thicker Guy replied to a point that you didn't make because he was aware that most people would see the clearest signs of image manipulation in the part of the larger photo where the beer bottle is near the shaft. The hand and the beer bottle look as though they are not even in the same photograph as the penis.
 

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Last night was a sleepless night for me (I've been working during nightime on recent days and now I'm a bit used to sleep in daytime).

So I spent part of the night surfing the net. I found a webpage with plenty of videos from well-known pornstars. I was watching a vid of Shane Diesel with Ice La Fox when suddenly a particular frame from that video resembled me a picture of myself included in my gallery: my verification photo.

Then I compared the two images and it was quite funny. Both cocks looked similar in terms of size (length and girth).

But for me this was quite surprising, bearing in mind the huge monster cock Shane Diesel has.

You know what I mean. In porn movies there are no rulers, no metric tapes. The only thing you can do to guess sizes is compare. That's what I did in this case (see included picture). Quite funny.
 

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must be great being 7 thick
5.5 at the base here
 
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I give up.

Sorry to break the news to you, but that's not a stereo image. There is no way to perceive depth in a 2D image other than to make a best guess using shadow, light, atmospheric perspective, etc.

Also, what does this have to do with my observation? I didn't say your Photoshopped dick was too close or too far from the bottle. I'm not sure why you think that your argument holds any value in the context of my observation(s).


P.S. I don't speak mountain hillbilly. Can you please translate "hee-fucking-haw" into English?
 

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I'm the largest size at They Fit.com. Thats 22 in girth. Actually I'm about 4 sizes larger.
I measured 22 at 6.5 inches and mine a few bits shy of 8 inches. I still think wrong cause I can sometimes get 5 inches across. With Pi that's easily 12 inch circumference.
 
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I'm the largest size at They Fit.com. Thats 22 in girth. Actually I'm about 4 sizes larger.
I measured 22 at 6.5 inches and mine a few bits shy of 8 inches. I still think wrong cause I can sometimes get 5 inches across. With Pi that's easily 12 inch circumference.

Uh-huh. I am waiting for you to add: "Also, I have four legs, eat hay, and communicate by neighing."