The world's thickest cock...more than Shorty Mac...

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That would be the best deal of your life...

I don't know, I wouldn't mind getting dealer cost on an Aston Martin trade-in.

So, considering it's my life, that would probably beat out, or be a tie for "best deal of a lifetime" given those options ... in any event, I'm fairly content, and gosh-darnit, people like me the way I am, even on a Schwinn.

I appreciate the concern and commentary though.

Good day.
 

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That video is many years old. A decade or more. The couple are married, and when I was in contact with them they lived near Fort Worth/Arlington, Texas. They were on Adult Friend Finder and seeking other couples where the male was well endowed, but also single women for him to fuck while his wife watched, and also the wife was selectively bi if the other woman was busty like herself. Again, this was well over a decade ago. I was in contact with them, as a single male, and asked if they would like to get together. I also told them I would be ok with a group scene with them and another couple if they set it up with another couple who met their requirements. They seemed receptive and interested as they did not imagine that any "well endowed guy" they would have met would be larger than himself...I think they had a somewhat "dom" thing going on because of his size and they both liked he was up to that point in their "fun", always the widest/thickest, and only a few times someone nearly as long and only once a guy just an inch longer but not half his width/thickness. They both really got off it seemed on "showcasing" him, and his fucking the other guys wife with the bigger dick than the other "well endowed" guy in the couples they met. When just before meeting I sent them some pictures, she freaked, and he/they decided that when we met the "dom" role would obviously not be his... role reversal in our meeting was not what they/he were looking for...though I still think she would have done so if he was willing. And as best as I can remember, their names, at least on AFF, were Gloria and Ron. BTW, as I remember, he has huge balls too and is huge cummer, though I've seen bigger...and more cum...mine...lol. And if I remember, Gloria was also extremely interested in me because of that...before they both saw the pictures and backed out. I still wish it had worked out. The pictures of her fucking and her body on AFF were far better than the video. Again, this was more than a decade ago...and they were in their 40s at the time.
 

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That video is many years old. A decade or more. The couple are married, and when I was in contact with them they lived near Fort Worth/Arlington, Texas. They were on Adult Friend Finder and seeking other couples where the male was well endowed, but also single women for him to fuck while his wife watched, and also the wife was selectively bi if the other woman was busty like herself. Again, this was well over a decade ago. I was in contact with them, as a single male, and asked if they would like to get together. I also told them I would be ok with a group scene with them and another couple if they set it up with another couple who met their requirements. They seemed receptive and interested as they did not imagine that any "well endowed guy" they would have met would be larger than himself...I think they had a somewhat "dom" thing going on because of his size and they both liked he was up to that point in their "fun", always the widest/thickest, and only a few times someone nearly as long and only once a guy just an inch longer but not half his width/thickness. They both really got off it seemed on "showcasing" him, and his fucking the other guys wife with the bigger dick than the other "well endowed" guy in the couples they met. When just before meeting I sent them some pictures, she freaked, and he/they decided that when we met the "dom" role would obviously not be his... role reversal in our meeting was not what they/he were looking for...though I still think she would have done so if he was willing. And as best as I can remember, their names, at least on AFF, were Gloria and Ron. BTW, as I remember, he has huge balls too and is huge cummer, though I've seen bigger...and more cum...mine...lol. And if I remember, Gloria was also extremely interested in me because of that...before they both saw the pictures and backed out. I still wish it had worked out. The pictures of her fucking and her body on AFF were far better than the video. Again, this was more than a decade ago...and they were in their 40s at the time. And for those of you who doubt it is a real video, he, Ron, is NOT pumped, and the camera angles are normal, no wide lenses, etc...and she, Gloria, is about 5'7" if I remember their profile correctly. So not small hands. I need to check my old AFF account....they are probably still listed on my contact list, even though they may or may not still be on AFF.
 

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Since there seems to be a lot of debate about the size of the people in this video, I will share one of me with my gf for comparison. She is 5'2 and I am about 9" around.

[video=medium]964495[/video]

Are you still on AFF?
 

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Why is it so difficult for all these big porn companies like brazzers, etc to find and contract guys like that? Instead we get scenes where a hot chick is screwed by a guy with a 6X5" penis. So frustrating!!
Brazzers hires really hot hung dudes. So I don't agree with your complaint.
 

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Yeah ofcourse your dick is bigger BigBen.. Got so much proof aswell.

Internet heroes all over the place..

Sarcasm masquerading as wit and intelligence. One reason I am some others choose not to post pictures is we have lives and very serious professional careers...not jobs...life long serious money highly respected professional careers...and if it was found and reported, that would end the lives we have worked for. And also, for me, I got burned probably about the time you were born...way back in the mid 1990s when AOL was the service provider for everyone (dial up...lol) and home computers were new and shiny...windows 1.1, Apple didn't exist, and all of us were naïve about internet thieves. Long story short, I joined a new pay dating website, BigDate. This was way years before match and other dating sites. the website was for hung men and busty women, and their admirers, to seek and find what they were looking for. A bi busty woman seeking another, two hung guys, a guy and busty women, a big dicked guy and anyone who liked that...singles, couples, all signed up. I joined and browsed the site, all the men and women. I posted pictures...this was before digital cameras were common and cell phones were in bags like handbags and didn't have cameras. So I posted some scanned in polaroid's, just like everyone else did. Within a few days, maybe a hundred or more other guys on the site had taken down their pictures, and reposted mine and pretending my pictures were themselves!!!! I learned a hard lesson. Overall, only a handful of the guys on the site didn't do that. All of whom had extremely huge endowments in their own right posted pictures though none were as large as mine. Long story short, I actually met a few times one of those guys and his wife...she wanted to try a 3sum with someone larger than her enormous husband....they live in Florida. But the off shoot of that is that I learned a very hard lesson. People steal. On the internet, nothing you post can't be stolen. And the internet wasn't shiny and new for me after that.
And what I wrote about Ron and Gloria on Adultfriendfinder happened. Way back in about 2002-2003 I think. They are the couple in that old grainy video. Probably shot with a big old video camera because back then phones didn't have video cameras.
 
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^ no proof, don't care. The internet is more known for liars than thieves anyway
 

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^ no proof, don't care. The internet is more known for liars than thieves anyway[/QUOTE

Again...sarcasm for wit and intelligence. Proof? Why...what serves anyone but the voyeur in you to use others pictures to inspire themselves. One would expect the gay/bi guys on here to have fun looking at other folks pictures, but for so many "straight" guys, or guys who leave off their sexuality preferences from their profiles (likely just another way of saying bi or gay), then this is nothing more than a voyeur site for people like yourself. And those who don't help your voyeurism are "liars". As if calling names ever got anyone on the internet to do otherwise.
I wrote nothing but the truth. Your problem if you can't get pictures to masturbate too.

And, since your likely to young to remember all that about AOL, etc, just saying "liar" is a foolish and naïve attack without merit. But the internet is full of folks who attack if they are not happy or have their way. So all you care about is others pictures...says more about you than anyone else.
 

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Sarcasm masquerading as wit and intelligence. One reason I am some others choose not to post pictures is we have lives and very serious professional careers...not jobs...life long serious money highly respected professional careers...and if it was found and reported, that would end the lives we have worked for. And also, for me, I got burned probably about the time you were born...way back in the mid 1990s when AOL was the service provider for everyone (dial up...lol) and home computers were new and shiny...windows 1.1, Apple didn't exist, and all of us were naïve about internet thieves. Long story short, I joined a new pay dating website, BigDate. This was way years before match and other dating sites. the website was for hung men and busty women, and their admirers, to seek and find what they were looking for. A bi busty woman seeking another, two hung guys, a guy and busty women, a big dicked guy and anyone who liked that...singles, couples, all signed up. I joined and browsed the site, all the men and women. I posted pictures...this was before digital cameras were common and cell phones were in bags like handbags and didn't have cameras. So I posted some scanned in polaroid's, just like everyone else did. Within a few days, maybe a hundred or more other guys on the site had taken down their pictures, and reposted mine and pretending my pictures were themselves!!!! I learned a hard lesson. Overall, only a handful of the guys on the site didn't do that. All of whom had extremely huge endowments in their own right posted pictures though none were as large as mine. Long story short, I actually met a few times one of those guys and his wife...she wanted to try a 3sum with someone larger than her enormous husband....they live in Florida. But the off shoot of that is that I learned a very hard lesson. People steal. On the internet, nothing you post can't be stolen. And the internet wasn't shiny and new for me after that.
And what I wrote about Ron and Gloria on Adultfriendfinder happened. Way back in about 2002-2003 I think. They are the couple in that old grainy video. Probably shot with a big old video camera because back then phones didn't have video cameras.
You totally made this up unless you find more material of "ron and gloria"
 
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Oh, and you don't post any pictures or info about yourself...lol...that speaks volumes. LOL

If you're going to make extreme claims, then you should back them up. Posting a picture of your cock is not posting a picture of your face. No one is asking for your complete bio. You've been on LPSG long enough to know this. If you claim you're bigger than the guy in the vid, prove it. Otherwise people will think you are full of it.
 
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Oh, and you don't post any pictures or info about yourself...lol...that speaks volumes. LOL
I've never made outlandish claims to feed my own ego. Do you get off to lying on the internet or what?
 

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way back in the mid 1990s when AOL was the service provider for everyone

That checks out.

and home computers were new and shiny...

That doesn't. By the mid-90s home computer ownership was in the mid 40% range in the US. Significantly higher in households with children, lower in senior households. I'd had one since the early 80s.

windows 1.1,

That was the mid-80s, not the mid-90s. Mid-90s you'd have probably Windows 95 (not coincidentally named) or Windows 3.1.

Apple didn't exist

Apple was founded and released the original Apple I in 1976. They released the Mac in 1984 (by 1987 they'd sold over a million).

They hyperbole is thick here. A tendency to exaggeration probably isn't going to help the case you want to make.

But the off shoot of that is that I learned a very hard lesson.

Use watermarks.