THICK Dick:  Are You a Beer Can Man?

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  1. Imported

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    nycmike30: I haven't seen a discussion of girth, or guys with extremely WIDE cocks.

    How thick are the men on LPSG?

    What qualifies as a "beer can cock"?

    Are there any particular issues involving thickness? A friend of mine routinely breaks condoms. He's only about 8" long, but he's 7 1/2" thick.
     
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    [quote author=nycmike30 link=board=meetgreet;num=1070907812;start=0#0 date=12/08/03 at 10:14:32]I haven't seen a discussion of girth, or guys with extremely WIDE cocks.[/quote]

    Look a little harder; there are quite a few such threads.

    It varies. Mine is 7" around at the glans. The rest of it is a pretty uniform 6 3/4".

    It depends on whom you ask. Extremely few are as thick as an actual beer can, but I have encountered a number of specimina that I couldn't completely encircle with my fingers. That would be my criterion for the term.

    I honestly have never met anyone so thick that he has ruptured a condom. If he really does have such a problem, he should look at the custom condoms at Condomania. I have tried them, and they are without peer in regards to fit. My only real issue with girth is that I have been turned down as the potential top man in sexual encounters due to the thickness. A thick cock also tends to be harder to conceal, but I'm usually not particularly concerned about 'showing'.
     
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    Seven and 1/2 girth is certainly in the big boy category, nycmike30! Speaking of friends, my Little Rock friend's length is 8.25 (getting to 8.5 during climax) and regardless of how tightly one pulls the tape measure, 6.5 every where along the shaft. The corona flares out proportionately around the broad head.

    Before the available extra large Magnums, Todd had problems tearing condoms as he tried to get them on. I've watched him try, one after one, each one making him prouder of his size, with my watching.

    I've measured one penis that looked as thick as the proverbial beer can, but lacked a fraction of an inch being 8 around.

    I hope this gives helpful info to your question, man.

    Luke
     
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    wristthickxl: You can check out my website if you are 18 or older and it's permitted in your country of residence to view erections online....like ericbear, I've shredded a few condoms..Never a happy occasion...Fortunately, doesn't happen often but has happened on occasion....
     
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    largerthanyou345: hey im about 9 in. long and about 6 in. wide....its a little 2 wide for their vagnias... ::)
     
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    My glans is 7 3/4 around and I used to break a good many condoms trying to get them on until I discovered the blessed Magnums (later XLs).

    Now, thanks to Condomania, I've been introduced to the custom fit condoms that DMW mentioned and may never break a condom again.

    I've always hesitated to think of my girth as that of a beer can since the thought of trying to put my dick where a beer can has been isn't very arousing.

    But the excess girth has always presented unique challenges where coitus is concerned.
     
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    nowoonder: I hope you're not 6 inch wide :eek:

    Assuming you are 6 inch around (which is according to statistics in the top five percentile) - what problems did you experience with intercourse?

    I have never had any problems with my 6 1/2" of girth. Now, if we talk about 7 3/4" it is something completely different...
     
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    You're fortunate, nowooder, to have never experienced any problem with your 6.5 inch girth. If it has that size over all the length, inclulding the head, are you able to get deep throated orally, or easily enter various other places? Please elaborate some personal experiences.

    Luke
     
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    wristthickxl: I can only say, that in real measurements (with photos to prove it), my cock is 6 inches around at the head and 7 inches around at the base, before my balls and have had MANY problems with both oral and anal sex...I can count on one hand how many times I've been deepthroated.....
     
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    HungJordan: I am a little more than 7 around. I fit in very few places. :-/
     
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    I am 6" around, but I have never measured at the head. I know the head is thicker than the middle where I have measured. A few of the girls I see now do say that the head is the best part because it is so thick.. I will have to have then measure it the next time I play with them.
     
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    Seems like a plan to me, geo8x6, and be sure to let us know how thick that corona is, you know, the one the women enjoy so much!

    Luke
     
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    11inch: I am 6"thick with a cut head that is a little bigger
     
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    ruscular: I am 8.5 inch around, and I have broken many condom trying to put them on. And I haven't father a child yet. Very close calls, so its a big concern of mine. I switch to lamb skin condom, but they dont protect you from AIDS. Then I found magnum. Even then the lamb skin is much stronger than any condom you can get. I have even tore a condom during sex. So I use magnum until I get into a relationship and both of us get the HIV test then I proceed to lambskin if test comes out clean. I also buy the foam gell contraceptive just in case the condom breaks. Its no guarenteed but they say that it could help in case of condom rupture. I really really perfer that she wears the contraceptive, instead of me.
     
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    nowoonder: Me stating I've never had a problem with my girth referred to Pecker's statement "excess girth has always presented unique challenges where coitus is concerned".

    In my heterosexual standard interpretation I read that as vaginal intercourse. And I've really never had a problem with that.

    As for anal and oral, unfortunately, no girl has been ready to accept me. All have at one time (usually at our first sexual date) tried to do me oral, but the head - which is bigger than the rest - has been the limit to all but one. And that could only do part of it because she had me wear a normal-sized condom which deflated my dick somewhat - making it easier for her but less pleasurable for me.

    And, expect for one guy in my teens, no partner has managed to take me in the back. Of course, there are some guys and gals out there who could - but I have not had the chance to "get to know" one of them.
     
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    randy58: I'm 6 1/2" around at the base (5 1/2" at the head), and there have been several instances where I've been told I'm too thick for the person.   Quite frustrating!  

    As far as condoms go, I haven't found that many that fit me comfortably.  I'll look at the website above, but if anyone can recommend a particular brand for the extra-wide, please speak up. :D

    Randy
     
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    lomejorhombre: In general it is my girth that have prevented me from most sexual encounters. I am 8 around the shaft in most places but the head is significantly wider almost 2 more inches it looks like a big mushroom head and this prevents penetration into most openings!
     
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    bigbebop: me i'm thicker than beer can
    i'm 13 x 9.5 uncut
    18 str8 male
    anyone wanna chat ;D
     
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    ceg1526: Seven around here, pretty much then same top to bottom, with the head flaring out. Have been compared to a beer can a few times (I seem to remember that they're eight around though - don't have one here to measure).

    I've broken condoms, but I suspect that was due to strenuous use <G>. And yes, before XL's, they were unconfortably tight. But I wore them because I didn't want a lot of little Cegs running around.

    I've been turned down a few times for oral due to the thickness, but can't complain too much. A couple of times I should have turned them down - I've got a couple of scars down the sides from teeth.

    Take care

    Ceg
     
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    HungRebel: To be honest, this is the first time I've ever heard anyone say 'beer can man'. By what I've read, I apparently fit into that department.

    I'll never drink beer again.....oh who am i kidding, I'm in college, i'll just think of it a little differently ;)