Things NOT to say while having sex

[BUSTERHYMAN]

"You're almost as good as your sister!"

 

[MickeyLee]

if you handle it right, it'll make a wookie noise.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Can you hand me the remote

 

[Thedrewbert]

"Did you ever tell me your name?"

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

Is it in?

 

[MickeyLee]

i can go solo

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

You look just like my mother.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

man it stinks down there!

 

[MickeyLee]

honk! honk!

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

honk! honk!

wait a minute... are you NOT supposed to say this while having sex? Maybe that is my problem...

 

[MickeyLee]

now say it in an elmo voice.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Could I get your name? My doctor will probably want to call you

 

[rough_neck_9_1]

So, what's your rate again?

 

[chicagosam]

That's all you got?!

 

[MickeyLee]

i don't know. the instruction were in japanese.

 

[willow78]

Next!

 

[MickeyLee]

monster hands!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I can't seem to get it up, can you put a paper bag over your head?

 

[D_Percy_Prettywillie]

"My pastor told me guys will love it when I do this."





JSZ

 

[MickeyLee]

:rofl:

"honey, do you have a vacuum cleaner?"