Things NOT to say while having sex

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    if you handle it right, it'll make a wookie noise.
     
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    Can you hand me the remote
     
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    i can go solo
     
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    You look just like my mother.
     
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    man it stinks down there!
     
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    wait a minute... are you NOT supposed to say this while having sex? Maybe that is my problem...
     
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    now say it in an elmo voice.
     
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    Could I get your name? My doctor will probably want to call you
     
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    So, what's your rate again?
     
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    That's all you got?!
     
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    i don't know. the instruction were in japanese.
     
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    monster hands!
     
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    I can't seem to get it up, can you put a paper bag over your head?
     
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    "My pastor told me guys will love it when I do this."





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