Things NOT to say while having sex

[stoneten69]

Your sister is much tighter

 

[Ronado]

"utoh.... i think it's stuck"

reminds me of the story about the best man and bride who got caught and her body spasmed and her pelvic and vaginal muscles tightened up and the two were stuck together and had to go to the hospital.

"You said no condom right"

 

[dude_007]

Do you smell that?

 

[Ronado]

"You forgot to shave here"

 

[MickeyLee]

reminds me of the story about the best man and bride who got caught and her body spasmed and her pelvic and vaginal muscles tightened up and the two were stuck together and had to go to the hospital.

"You said no condom right"

i think i saw those two on DVD extras from Life in the ER.

"oops"

 

[Ronado]

"Time for your anal probe"

 

[Ronado]

*bangs on chest and makes gorilla noises*

 

[MickeyLee]

"you got to go home, but ya can't stay here"

 

[dude_007]

I think I'm gonna throw up

 

[Ronado]

"you got to go home, but ya can't stay here"

you don't have to go home, but ya better leave before my girl shows up.

 

[MickeyLee]

"when is it gonna be my turn?"

 

[dude_007]

Ew, gross

 

[Ronado]

"Yeah, scream my name"

 

[MickeyLee]

"i'm gonna go play video games now"

 

[dbjones1969]

wake me up when you're finished...

 

[BudoTitan]

i guess the condom wasnt tight enough

 

[willow78]

"Not so loud, my parents are in the next room!"

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

related to the last one:
"let's see if we can be louder than my parents in the next room"

 

[MMT22]

"I think I clogged up your toilet."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Hey! That's the way your sister likes it!