Things NOT to say while having sex

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You want me to suck on that after it's been WHERE???

 

[D_JohnQPubic]

Wow! You are every bit as good as sister Mary Beth said!

 

[MsThang]

"it's not like you can get herpes twice"

hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Ronado]

"do you mind if we invite your mom"

 

[SyddyKitty]

"Looks like the dog likes you!"

 

[Ronado]

"your room mate is cute, can she join?"

 

[MickeyLee]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

thank you, thank you *bow*

"i'm gonna wrap around you like a spider monkey and hump your face off"

 

[Ronado]

thank you, thank you *bow*

"i'm gonna wrap around you like a spider monkey and hump your face off"

I would enjoy that lol

"Yes. Amber that feels amazing"
"My name is Allison"
"Oops'

 

[ggsitc]

"You're new, where's the regular girl?"

 

[Ronado]

"Do some kegals, I can tell you had a kid"

 

[ggsitc]

True story:

A trucker friend was at a stop light in his rig when a hooker ran up to the truck and climbed up on the running board and flashed him her boobs and asked, "See anything you like?"

He took one look and responded, "Do you have anything in an adult size?"

Light turned green and he started up, she jumped off the truck and as he drove off she was throwing rocks at the trailer.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

True story:

A trucker friend was at a stop light in his rig when a hooker ran up to the truck and climbed up on the running board and flashed him her boobs and asked, "See anything you like?"

He took one look and responded, "Do you have anything in an adult size?"

Light turned green and he started up, she jumped off the truck and as he drove off she was throwing rocks at the trailer.

:lmao:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I get the results of my blood test tomorrow.

 

[MickeyLee]

"you're right, we should do this with the lights off"

 

[Ronado]

"Didn't know I was gonna need a machete to find your pussy"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Can the dog join in

 

[Ronado]

Let me call my landscaper so he can trim this bush

 

[MickeyLee]

"can we go for pie now?"

 

[bigboy9239]

Jeez...ya smell that?

 

[MickeyLee]

"it burns! It burns!"

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