Tip for Removing Cum Stains

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  1. D_Martin van Burden

    D_Martin van Burden Account Disabled

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    This is a public service announcement for my LPSG brethren who usually sit in a fabric or mesh-fabric chair at their computer in order to jack off.

    Tired of getting that cock drizzle stain on the edge of your chair? Tired of hiding your seat of personal fulfillment out of shame or tired of coming up with excuses for your sauce remnants?

    I cracked open some eggs at my desk!
    I had a really bad cold!
    NO, I dun'wanna beat off with you!

    Try... Oxi Clean Max Force Gel Stick. Serious! I've got a black mesh fabric computer desk chair that's just asking for precum stains. And I tried everything. Soap, detergent, baking soda, that damn Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Nothing worked until I tried the Oxi Clean stuff.

    Hold the stick upside down and press down on the offending stain. Vigorously wipe back and forth across the stain to work in the gel. Work in a liberal amount. (If you're like me, you precum a lot.) Let sit for 15-20 minutes. Because you can't good and well wash the chair in your washing machine, wet a sponge and put a little bit of laundry detergent on it. Lather up the stained area. Rinse detergent off of the sponge and wipe lather away with wet sponge, sopping up excess moisture with a dry rag. Repeat as needed and let air dry.
     
  2. bimetaldude

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    i stand up and ejaculate onto a wood table, easy clean up