my best friend, who's a pretty tall guy, was dating this girl and for weeks he was talking about how couldn't get in her. "like pushing my dick against a wall" he said...
so after so much talking about it, i was like "Dude, I know you're probably big, but the way you're talking about it, I need to see your dick. Send me a picture"
he of course was not for it but he's my best friend so I was like "you're going to keep saying no, and I'm going to keep insisting, and in like 20 minutes you're going to do it anyway, so just go into the bathroom and take a picture of your dick right now, and save us both the time"
3 minutes later he sent me a picture