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Discussion in 'Ask a Straight Man' started by IntoxicatingToxin, Sep 4, 2012.
What constitutes an "ugly vagina" to you?
I don't really think there is such a thing as an ugly vagina. Not to me anyway. Never ever thought about it like that.
You aren't a man, you aren't allowed to post here. If you don't like my thread, report it. I'm not sure how it's offensive, though. Men are always asking us what we think of their cock, or what makes a cock attractive/ugly, why can't I ask the same of the men about vaginas?
well... im straight and a guy. my pref is little to no hair and tucked lips.
I can answer this several ways:
Light hearted: I never met a vagina I did not like or appeciate in the short run.
Serious: Its beauty or ugliness is related to the person its connected to. In the long run it is that person's nature and personality that makes it ugly or beautiful.
Well for practical purposes in sex, I Love it shaved smooth, but that being said I like a good bush.
I like a clit and lips I can get my teeth around, but that is not the be all and end all that determines ugly or pretty.
An ugly pussy is one its owner has not taken care of, which is hygene but more. After seeing a few you get to where you can tell. It has been neglected or abused (not the same thing as well used). No one can within reason change the body they are dealt with, but how they take care of it is pretty much up to them (female or male). If they treat their vagina like they don't care about it, then it becomes ugly.
Personally, I wouldn't call any of them 'ugly'. The closest thing to 'ugly', in my opinion (mainly because I don't agree with unnecessary surgery/cosmetic procedures), are porn-type vaginas that have been bleached/otherwise tampered with for no good reason - but that's about it. If it's a healthy vagina, I'm happy.
My criticisms of vaginas are as follows with my own first two experiences.
The first had too much hair. And I love hair! But it was so much hair I could barely find the thing. If she had trimmed a little, it probably would have been great. My fingers tasted nice after they had been insider her for what it's worth.
The second smelled really bad. Like so bad that I still had the smell on me after I had showered. I wrote it about it in my first blog entry.
Taste would also factor in the mix, but only time I've ever tasted one that didn't sit right with me is after penetration with a condom. Not a big fan at all of the condom taste.
I don't think of vaginas as "ugly" or "pretty". They're constituent parts of a person, and as such, it's hard to think of them out of that context.
It's much like asking whether I think the catalytic converter on my car is a good drive.
Anytime anyone doesn't take care of their body, be it hygene or otherwise it shows and is a total turn off. Can't imagine women find guys with BO and beer guts attractive either.
Personally I prefer trimmed with tighter lips but that is me, everyone differs. And I definately do NOT condone surgery to change with what you are delt.
I hope to never be so shallow as to turn down a fantastic woman for her vagina not being a 10 of 10. It's part of the person but not the defining feature; personality, confidence and a whole lot of other attributes are what make her sexy and a total turn on. So ladies just be you and don't worry if what's downstairs is what every guy wants, it just adds tension that doesn't need to be there.
I've only seen one I consider "pretty", but they have all felt good. At the time, we were doing it kinda sideways and I snuck a peek of me sliding in and out of her.
I blew pretty quick after that, she was good looking all around. I had the same experience titty fucking her. I think it's more the gal that gets you excited. As for the one I speak of, I'd take a handjob from her, over any pussy in the world. I LOVED her!
Bad thing though, a drunk driver killed her one night. I'll probably not love another woman as much as her, or have sex that felt so great again. I'm crying for me, as the song says.
One that has been cosmetically surgically corrected.
Example removal of large labia lips
Well, first of all I'd like to say that women do find chubby guys attractive! (in my experience, it is how you carry yourself.) If you spend all your time worrying about physical aesthetics you'll miss out on developing your personality and intellect.
I don't want to offend anyone's vagina. But there are two features that I and most (honest) men wouldn't consider ideal.
1. Small lips
A fuller labia can be pretty damn sexy!
Extreme thinness seems... too fragile? That is the best way I could put it.
Meaty vaginas are great, but when the roast beef starts to look like it could be served on a sandwich at Arby's I think we might have a problem. It seems like a sign of laziness or refusal to kegel.
I don't think straight men are picky. Whatever you have down there, is nothing to be ashamed of. Be proud of your vagina. Be proud of whoever you are!
I guess I've been lucky..... haven't had to deal with an ugly one yet.
A girl i'm seeing has a really pretty pussy.... it even has a beauty mark next to it!!!
Huge beefy labia minora that hang like bat wings
On the whole I love them all. Bare, trimmed, furry, it makes no difference to me. What would constiute an ugly one to me though is poor hygiene or STDs.
I hate to just agree with everyone else but they're all good. Anything from neat and shaved to a huge bush over huge dangling labia. It's not even like there seems to be any correlation between what it looks like and how good it'll be to fuck either.
Ever see something called "blue waffle"?