Unhung Hero

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by JonahFalcon, Mar 9, 2013.

  1. JonahFalcon

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    Unhung Hero | Schedule | sxsw.com

    Patrick Moote got dumped by his girlfriend, who later told him she dumped him mainly because he had a small penis. So he goes around the world to deal with this issue, and whether he should have penile enlargement.

    I appear in this film and counsul him. It was shot a while ago, so not sure if I'm the muscle guy I am now. (I have new headshots that will show me as I am.)

    Anyway, from what I understand, it was a hit at SXSW.
     
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    Something sounds a little too scripted and suspicious, starting with the way Patrick's marriage proposal was shot down by the supposed girlfriend. Moote is an aspiring actor more likely following in the footsteps of a British comedian named Lawrence Barraclough who starred My Penis and I. From the brief youtube clip, he seems a bit earnest with none of the innate humor of a Will Farrell or comedy club veteran, so I hope he interviews some hot SoCal women in his penis size quest.

    The Barraclough pseudo-documentary: My Penis and I | Watch Free Documentary Online

    To some men, going through life with a 4 inch penis can actually be a sexual turn-on as evidenced by the amount of small penis humiliation (SPH) postings.

    Jonah, this is an area of penile sexuality you and I will never know. :wink:
     
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    not a women's issue.
    :smile:

    Yo! Mod Squad, could y'all shift this thread over to Etc.Etc.?
     
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    Thanks for that viral marketing, but Jonah there is something I always wanted to ask.

    Isn't your obsession with penis size a bit hypocritical?
    You always claim that you wan't to be taken seriously as an actor and don't want to be famous for your size and don't want to become a porn star etc. etc. but everything you do is related to penis size.

    Congrats to your dick Jonah!
     
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    Yeah, definitely not a Woman's Issue.

    Didn't watch the clip, but if size was such a critical factor for this girl - why was she going out with him in the first place? Or were they not sleeping together and he dropped his pants during the proposal?

    Geez, hope this wasn't on the Jumbotron! :eek: On the hand, maybe that would have solved the problem.....:rolleyes:
     
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    Watch the film and find out why.
     
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    *blink*
    *makes note to never watch film*
    *not ever*
    *never ever*
     
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    Here is a movie review: SXSW 2013 Review: UNHUNG HERO Takes A Tiny Prick On A Global Trip | Twitch


    Jonah- congratulations for making an appearance in another movie! At least the producer didn't make the caveat "names will be changed to protect the innocent. For example, Jonah Falcon will now be called Sylvia Wiss." (see movie classic: Dragnet)
     
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    Yeah, not interested. Definitely not my issue.
     
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    I like how you and Jonah are both fantastical about your sizes :) proof would be such a thing :rolleyes:
     
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    Clicked the link. Have no idea how to watch the film, but she DID reject him on the Jumbotron! Am I psychic, or what? :laugh:
     
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    No thanks. No one cares. Not a women's issue. Move along.