Vending Machine Game

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You get an invitation to have tea with the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes--from 1961 who will charm you with their wrinkles and cellulite as they do their old moves.



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REEEEEEEEEE-TUR-URRRRNNED!!
I don't mind THE ROCKETTES, but 70 yr old broads in glittery outfits I hate!!:irked:
Now, YOU, dear boy, get a free dinner tied up with ALL of THE CHUNKENDALES who didn't make the cut, and they're all grotesquely overweight and in individual flesh tone spandex/Lycra.:biggrin::nana:(that'll teach you NOT to TRY and stick me with those old broads!)
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Sorry MC but I just got free tickets to watch those old girls kick your butt...you get to be a starlet on YouTube:). Incert coins
 

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Hey U MC Bitch you just ran out of tokens and coins ...what a bitch....lol...what ....else..lol
Oh, how utterly unintelligent, but then again that is YOUR POST.:haha::loser:So why don't you..:bryce: and just play the fucking game.
You get a job being Bobcat Goldweit's Speech therapist.
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You have success and receive a lifetime membership in the Donald Trump hair club which for a limited time only includes extra glue.


**inserts coin from a Trump casino**
 

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RETURNED!!! I hate the Don's fucked up phony hair job, so there's no use for it on me.
You get a mustachio wax with PLAY-DOH.:biggrin:
Inserts coins
Make that also getting it from THE HULK on caffeine overload and he hasn't taken any tranks.
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Hulk need no tank...t'r'ank, Hulk eat tranks for brekky. Hulk eat, poop, chuckup green. Buuuuuuurp..: ) Hulk have sense of hooomor...:)
 

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Hulk need no tank...t'r'ank, Hulk eat tranks for brekky. Hulk eat, poop, chuckup green. Buuuuuuurp..: ) Hulk have sense of hooomor...:)
For not inserting coins and being DEROGATORY with my name, you get to clean out a 89 yr old parrots cage
You get a romantic dinner with an old unemployed clown.

* coin*
RETURNED!!! I have better dating options than literally some bozo bonanza.
you get a free dermal abrasion from pinhead.
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French choclate torte mmmm you get a bottle of my finest Sharaz for a toast:):)

Incerts nickel wafers

Because you clogged the coin slot with crumbly stuff you get thirty-five hundred fire ants stuffed in your Mary Poppins underwear. .....half the ants die quickly because of the filth I your undies...the others nibble away and burn your bits.


*inserts new coin from local coin shop*