Vending Machine Game

[GirlyMan]

No thanks......But You get to have a honeymoon in Disneyland with your Dannyboy Blockhead .....

Inserts crackerjacks prize plastic gold rings!

 

[Hoss]

You receive a one time only free 24 second win/thread killing boast from the moment you read this.
Inserts coins

seeing as how I the magnificent Hoss killed that thread already,your prize is somewhat unneeded but thanks anyway.

No thanks......But You get to have a honeymoon in Disneyland with your Dannyboy Blockhead .....

Inserts crackerjacks prize plastic gold rings!

You get a used sweat-sock which you strangely shove in your mouth.


Inserts giant coin from planet Jupiter

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

seeing as how I the magnificent Chuck killed that thread already,your prize is somewhat unneeded but thanks anyway.



You get a used sweat-sock which you strangely shove in your mouth.


Inserts giant coin from planet Jupiter

You get a cup therapy with 7-11 GULP CUPS.
Inserts coin

 

[Matt_x]

You have been nominated, and granted access to undergo a treatment for the manic sex addiction to stuffed animals.

*Inserts Coin*

 

[GirlyMan]

Well Matt your invited to my festive stuffed chicken lobster cockoff.


Opps I mean cook off....I can be such a jerk off sometimes

 

[Matt_x]

Congratulations you won a opera sing off... As a reward Oprah has named a high pitch after you..

**Inserts Coins**

 

[798686]

You win a trip to Phantom of the Oprah.

*inserts quid*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a date with Boy George's cosmetologist
**Inserts coins**

 

[798686]

Well you get a date with Princess Di.

*inserts coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Returned!! In bad taste and way too late to boot.
You get a mandatory simonizing of your crotch without the wax.
**Insert coins**

 

[798686]

Pahaha!

You get a kinder egg with those weird green aliens from Toy Story.

*inserts*

 

[fluffychocolate]

Since all you inserted was air, you get to visit the methane gas pits of the Darvaza gas crater. Don't forget to get your shots because it's located in Turkmenistan.

*inserts gummy bears*

 

[GirlyMan]

Is there a gummybear mechanic here to clean up this gummy mess? ...lol

Vinegar and this scrub brush sir!

Insert nothing and take the day off!

 

[Matt_x]

Someone inserted the coins on your behalf...

You get a used box of Lucky Charms, marshmallow fondue is up to you to guess, its replacement.

** Inserts Coin.**

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Returned!! I hate Lucky charms with all that sugar nowadays.
You get a Brazilian wax-with GORILLA GLUE substitute & NO numbing spray.
***Inserts Coins***

 

[GirlyMan]

Returned!! I hate Lucky charms with all that sugar nowadays.
You get a Brazilian wax-with GORILLA GLUE substitute & NO numbing spray.
***Inserts Coins***

Worked beautifully sold it to some hairy drag queen from the Bronx.... But you get a Martha Stuart grab bag presented by Donald Trumps scullery maid???

 

[Hoss]

Worked beautifully sold it to some hairy drag queen from the Bronx.... But you get a Martha Stuart grab bag presented by Donald Trumps scullery maid???

You failed to insert a coin and thereby receive a slapping hand which will slap you over into the next county.



*inserts shiny new silvery coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a romantic lifeboat ride for you & horsey...... from the TITANIC.

***INSERTS COINS***

 

[deleted957600]

Champagne and chocolates, enjoy!

*****Inserts coin*****

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a Venus butterfly with vibe overload and clit polisher max.
INSERTS COINS