I love the feel of a black neoprene wetsuit next to my 100-percent-totally butt naked body. No Speedo, no tighty whities, no jockstrap, no thong, no boxers ( all of which I have seen some other guys sporting). Anything else seems totally restricting, bunchy and just wrong. And if you find a place that sells neoprene Speedos, I'm there! How about contours like that Batman suit with the nipples, except showing off something more interesting...