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I don't get it, but I like his undies !

In a way, you are lucky that you don't "get it", French_Toast... The photo is in reference to the obnoxious American, Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who's racist comments in his announcement that he was once again, egotistically, wasting his money by running for the presidency, insulted all Latin Americans, but Mexicans in particular... He is a real estate profiteer, tacky casino owner, and a right-wing television pundit, often called by the press, "that short-fingered vulgarian", and mocked for his embarrassingly terrible, blonde toupee.

"Trump Tower"
, which the man in the photo is giving "the finger" to, is his home-base in Manhattan, in New York City... Basically, he is the worst of the worst that the USA has to offer to the world of politics... I hope that makes the photo make more sense to you now.

And, yeah!... That protester has a hot rump!... ;)

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In a way, you are lucky that you don't "get it", French_Toast... The photo is in reference to the obnoxious American, Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who's racist comments in his announcement that he was once again, egotistically, wasting his money by running for the presidency, insulted all Latin Americans, but Mexicans in particular... He is a real estate profiteer, tacky casino owner, and a right-wing television pundit, often called by the press, "that short-fingered vulgarian", and mocked for his embarrassingly terrible, blonde toupee.

"Trump Tower"
, which the man in the photo is giving "the finger" to, is his home-base in Manhattan, in New York City... Basically, he is the worst of the worst that the USA has to offer to the world of politics... I hope that makes the photo make more sense to you now.

And, yeah!... That protester has a hot rump!... ;)

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Oh, come now A/B! The Donald said that some Mexicans, he assumes, must be good! One or two good ones got caught up in the wave of killers, drug dealers and rapists that Mexico is shoving over the border! And somebody must believe him because he's in second place in the polls? I never thought I'd pray for another Bush delegate, but I'm on my knees now for your country! ;)
 

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In a way, you are lucky that you don't "get it", French_Toast... The photo is in reference to the obnoxious American, Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who's racist comments in his announcement that he was once again, egotistically, wasting his money by running for the presidency, insulted all Latin Americans, but Mexicans in particular... He is a real estate profiteer, tacky casino owner, and a right-wing television pundit, often called by the press, "that short-fingered vulgarian", and mocked for his embarrassingly terrible, blonde toupee.

"Trump Tower"
, which the man in the photo is giving "the finger" to, is his home-base in Manhattan, in New York City... Basically, he is the worst of the worst that the USA has to offer to the world of politics... I hope that makes the photo make more sense to you now.

And, yeah!... That protester has a hot rump!... ;)

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Thanks for explaining, it makes much more sense now. Don't worry, we have our own stupid racist politicians here in France too... although that might actually be a reason to worry !
Lol
 
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Oh, come now A/B! The Donald said that some Mexicans, he assumes, must be good! One or two good ones got caught up in the wave of killers, drug dealers and rapists that Mexico is shoving over the border! And somebody must believe him because he's in second place in the polls? I never thought I'd pray for another Bush delegate, but I'm on my knees now for your country! ;)

It will be the most hilarious, (yet, most pathetic), turn of events if The Donald wins the Republican nomination. It would be such a boon to stand-up comics, world-wide. But, if Jeb Bush wins the presidency of my country, LaFemme, I'll be moving to yours!

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It will be the most hilarious, (yet, most pathetic), turn of events if The Donald wins the Republican nomination. It would be such a boon to stand-up comics, world-wide. But, if Jeb Bush wins the presidency of my country, LaFemme, I'll be moving to yours!

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I'd welcome you with open arms, but let's hope that your nation has more sense than to vote a third Bush into the White House. Or turn it into Trump House. I'm not sure Canada could hack ourselves away and skitter off any farther north than we already are!
 
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The classic WALMART greeter joke;
So , I had a job @ WALMART as a greeter-at least for half a day.
Wanna know why? Well, it all started when two hours into my shift, this very loud, unattractive, mean acting "woman" came into the store with her two boys, yelling obscenities all the way into the entrance.

As instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to WALMART. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and stopped in her tracks.
"Hell NO, they ain't twins!"she said in the same loud voice, glaring at me."The oldest one is 9, and the other is 7"

"Oh." I said.
"Why the hell would you think they're twins?" she continued still using the same loud that all the other customers were stopping and turning to look at us from the entrance.
"Are you blind, or just stewpid?"

"I'm neither blind not stupid, Ma'am." I replied loud enough for everyone to hear, but calmly, and in the politest of tones said, "I just couldn't believe someone slept with YOU TWICE. Have a good day and thank you for shopping @ WALMART."
She just stood there, dumb struck and shocked and walked away, but all the other customers--every last one of them smiling and giggling immediately turned and continued on their ways
But my supervisor who talked with me later about said I probably wasn't cut out for this work.
Oh thank you! Lol. I needed that.
When I was 16 I was a waitress for 1/2 an hour...reminds me of me then.
 

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simple today
the usual neekid Surfers changing into there wetsuits (Winter NZ) an hour ago
Port Waikato, beautiful raging Surf day/Tasman Sea Au/NZ
funny because, since time immemorial and ongoing forever
the boys will be doing the same ole
i tried not to look??
 

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Was grocery shopping and saw a stock boy tell a little girl to stop eating out of a cereal box. The kid punches him in the dick and runs off with the box:eek: me thinks she hath done this before....o_O
 
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