What man laws have you broken?

[Serpentlike]

I do not watch sports, drink beer, enjoy killing animals, or treat people like tools created to serve my needs. I have watched gay porn, dyed my hair, cried at movies, sang along with girl music, and can ballroom dance.

 

[rbkwp]

mmmm
cant believe the amount of people
'not watching sport'





i am assuming theyre getting out there and playing it?? haha .. thats WONDERFUL'

 

[mattsrod7]

I used to only like the sweet girly beers, but the more I tried other beers the taste grew on me and now I like almost any beer, except IPA's. Girly beers I can drink like water.

 

[nudeyorker]

I was not even aware there were rules. I've been marching to the beat of my own drum for most of my life and loving it!

 

[thkbeercan]

1) Don't watch much sports
2) Don't drink beer (after 30 years of drinking, I'd had my share...)
3) I read instruction manuals

 

[The Dragon]

I've refused to go sit with the "little women" and leave the men to their cigars, cognac and "manly talk".

My bad!:biggrin1:

 

[beltboy]

When I get up to pee at night I usually do so sitting down. (Because I do not sleep in contacts, and often forget to grab glasses....)

 

[commando1463]

I thought that I was the only one who stumbles to the bathroom without glasses in the middle of the night and then sits to pee.....lol

 

[monel]

I can sew on a button and mend torn clothes. I have also watched more than my share of Hollywood musicals and, God help me, can sing along to many.

 

[The Dragon]

I can sew on a button and mend torn clothes. I have also watched more than my share of Hollywood musicals and, God help me, can sing along to many.

I'm sure you have a beautiful voice, Monel.:tongue:

 

[Catharsis]

Is there a list of these man rules from which I can decide whether or not I break any of them?

I really can't think any so I'll just go by from what was posted in this thread... I don't watch sports, either, but I make it a point to watch the super bowl, no matter which teams are playing.

I don't know anything about a car, either. I'd be ripped off if my car had a trouble and it's something I might have been able to do, but because I didn't know it... I would instead pay someone else to do it.

I like fruity drinks but I still love beer.

I guess that's it, haha... I don't really know.

 

[monel]

I'm sure you have a beautiful voice, Monel.:tongue:

You should hear my "Officer Krupky" from "West Side Story". It'll bring tears to your eyes ... because it hurts when your ears bleed tbat much

 

[Endued]

Don't tell anyone, but my sense of direction is absolutely atrocious.

 

[The Dragon]

You should hear my "Officer Krupky" from "West Side Story". It'll bring tears to your eyes ... because it hurts when your ears bleed tbat much

Singing certainly isn't one of my gifts.

I can't carry a tune in a bucket. :redface:

 

[monel]

Singing certainly isn't one of my gifts.

I can't carry a tune in a bucket. :redface:

There are other ways to make beautiful music, Dragon and at which I am sure your talent soars. :wink:

 

[simbablk]

1) I don't watch sports either. At all! It's always been boring to me.
2) I don't.like beer at all...I've tried a dozen different kinds...they all suck to me

Shit! Are those man laws? Cuz if that's the case, I've certainly broken these too! Not that I dislike sports, but I can take it or leave it. Beer? BLECH!

Simba

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

mmmm
cant believe the amount of people
'not watching sport'

Sports fans increasingly have become like evangelicals: they assume everyone else is, and if they're not, that they should be.

Or like the old joke about Harvard grads and Texans: they'll always tell you where they are from.

But, for example, a huge national survey done at Northwestern U. showed that the sports section is only the 9th most popular part of the newspaper (#1 was weather forecast, believe it or not), but all newspaper editors seem to think sports is the most popular part of the newspaper because sports readers bitch and moan a lot, and an amazing number of newspaper editors are not only sports fans themselves, but former sports editors.

Another contra example: I used to regularly walk by the baseball stadium in a major metro area to get from work to home or home to work. The team and the media would always announce attendance was 10,000 or 15,000. But that was actually the number of tickets sold or given away. Some games, there couldn't have been more than 5,000 people there (if that), in the middle of an area with 2.5 million or more people. And "everyone" loves sports?!?!?

 

[rbkwp]

ha
Thanks for that,swede82
made for real interesting reading
Have to admit, i just assume Sport is a real big thing with most cultures etc
then again, as i mentioned elsewhere LPSG, i was surprised there did not appear to be a great deal of interest ( as per a thread) with the last FWC ...uhhm thats the FIFA Football World Cup ha
(supposed to be the most wonderful / loved game in the world) and i take into account the USA has there own likes in Games.

 

[motoramic]

I occasionally enjoy watching chick flicks and female oriented shows.

I can scream like a girl but louder.

I have a problem telling people my age.

 

[D_Randy_Harder]

1) I don't watch sports either. At all! It's always been boring to me.
2) I don't.like beer at all...

Same here....but in sports I sometimes make the effort, I just have enough time.

Is there a list of these man rules from which I can decide whether or not I break any of them?

I really can't think any so I'll just go by from what was posted in this thread... I don't watch sports, either, but I make it a point to watch the super bowl, no matter which teams are playing.

I don't know anything about a car, either. I'd be ripped off if my car had a trouble and it's something I might have been able to do, but because I didn't know it... I would instead pay someone else to do it.

I like fruity drinks but I still love beer.

I guess that's it, haha... I don't really know.

Cath me too! I can change the oil but I don't do it often. I watch the superbowl and enjoy it, and the times I've been to Celtics games, the rush of being at the Garden is great...I guess I'm corny like that! I can sit and watch Revenge on ABC just because and I was into 90210 and Charmed, mostly for the ladies....but I still watched! lol


All in all I made up for it by watching Saturday morning cartoons like the X-Men, Power Rangers, Fantastic 4, Spiderman, Beast Wars and Gargoyles...and what!!!!