What man laws have you broken?

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Not that many, apart from being attracted to other blokes, lol. :p

I am a bit of an OCD neat freak tho. :/
 

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Dont know anything about cars.
I don't like beer.
Sing in the car a lot.
Don't turn my head for every hot girl that passes by.
For the most part I watch what I eat (most guys I know don't care)
 
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Was he as cute as Archer is drawn???

Adam Reed was cute as a teen. (He was a ginger. too.) He is a silver haired dude now. SMART AS HELL. He was in AP English. He took Latin. I never knew he would be an animator and a show producer. (Sometimes life takes you where you wanna go.)

 
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Also, apparently, there is a "man law" at the movie theaters where guys are supposed to sit every other seat so as not to be right next to each other. At least that's what my roommate says. Rather stupid.
Forgot about that one - also, you're supposed to sit one seat infront or behind on the bus. Same seat would be... eek. :eek:
 

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Dont know anything about cars.
I don't like beer.
Sing in the car a lot.
Don't turn my head for every hot girl that passes by.
For the most part I watch what I eat (most guys I know don't care)

Yeah, I watch what I eat all the time. But there's leeway as to if it's a man law or not because generally we watch what we eat due to weight lifting and body building.
 
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1. I like to cook
2. I dont like sports (okay I watch the olimpic games but thats all)
3. I used to cry on movies (dramas)
4. Very empathic with animals (I dont even kill a bug )
5. My car is a mess sometimes (not cleaning it often)
6. Do not drink alcohol
7. Do not drink coffe
8. Like cats
9. I like to dance (and I know how to dance)
10. Reading girl's magazines at the dentist
11. I hate humiliations in any form (bullies and women issues comes to mind first)
12. I like Sims (the videogame) (Tough I like Mortal Kombat, World of warcraft, counterstrike etc also)

I have more in my mind but I bet its enough for now :)
 

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I like Broadway Musicals from the golden years of Oscar and Hammerstein, Lerner & Lowe, etc., and sing the songs around the house. "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair..."

I sit to pee at night so I don't miss the bowl.

Cross my legs at the knee. Always left over right, because my 'junk' hurts if I go right over left.

Don't curse or swear unless I'm alone.

Enjoy sports but rarely watch on TV and never watch SportsCenter.

Don't have a man cave.

Always choose wife & kids over hanging out with the guys.

Don't fart unless I'm alone.
 

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I do, sorry. :redface: (the jokes - not the farting in ppl's proximity bit).

That's OK. I wouldn't laugh though if you did fart in my proximity. Apparently that makes me a pariah among the keepers of "Men's Law". Of course so does the fact that I don't find the Three Stooges funny either. I have to keep that under wraps though because if it gets out they'll come for my penis.
 
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