When you masturbate , what everyday objects from around the house do you use ?

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  1. D_Wolfgang_Suck

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    Let's face it jacking off with your hand gets kind of old. Fleshlights are great . What else do you use? I have used many things around the house .I will give you one to get things started and share more later. When I was about 14 my mom cleaned out the freezer and threw out a pack of liver. I grabbed it out of the trash thawed it out put it in a quart jar with a little cooking oil. I hated to throw it away I still think about fucking my jar of liver , when I see liver at the grocery store.
     
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    OMG that's gross, but kinda kinky :)
     
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    Didn't Philip Roth write that in the 60s, in Portnoy's Complaint?
     
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    I don't know Roth. I did see American Pie. My version was The Atkins Diet version
     
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    I use to hump a pillow, but now I don't use anything. I just find it easier and more of a pleasure to jack off.
     
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    When I see my cock around the house I have a wank.
     
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    Yeah, those mirrors are good for that.
     
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    I've taken my Sonicare toothbrush and turned it on and placed on the underside of my dick head (brushes away from my cock). The intense vibration gets me off quick.
     
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    I never tried liver but a guy grew up by went into the marines and he said they would pass a piece of liver around the barracks. Yuck.
     
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    I once used a ice pack , heated it n wrapped on it my cock with a rubber and n fucked it
     
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    This website
     
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    that sounds kind of hot!
     
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    I'm going to have to try that.
     
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    It's the same ideal as the warm banana peel - let me know how you like it . I love it
     
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    Carla Cox fleshlight. The Lotus.
     
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    Other than my pillow and my hands that's about it.
     
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    still rely
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    thank G they're portable and can readily be taken from venue to ..

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    far better than predictable commercial porn, amateur is the go there
     
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    Banana peal....It gets messy after a while, but it feels good.
     
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    tried the banana peel and it feels fucking awesome. also a ziploc bag with lube under a pillow and hump away