Wives/girlfriends reactions to crotchwatchers

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    aquaman875: My wife has developed a sense of humor about people (women) staring at my bulge. If she can catch their eye, she'll give them a big knowing smile. One time we were in a food court in a mall and one woman was openly staring. So my wife reached over and put her hand on the bulge. The woman looked up and turned beet red. However, I once had a girlfriend who would get real pissed and possessive if someone was looking.

    I thought some people might have some good stories.
     
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    Guyincognito: yeah I get that sometimes... My g/f gets jelous on occasion if girls stare but on the other hand she has a picture of my cock and shows it to all of her girl friends... :D EXCELLENT

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    trewqed: my wife and i are keen naturists and frequent nude beaches and naturist camp sites etc when on holiday.
    i hang about 7 to 8 flaccid and so usualy get a few stares. my wife enjoys it, and encourages me not to dress even when we go to the busy areas of the resorts like the bars shops etc where some people tend to slip some shorts on. last week in fuerteventura on a nudist beach we were playing frisbee, and i was getting a few looks and a few folks stoppping by to watch as i flopped about, she loved it and kept throwing the frisbee high so i had to jump. funny, but i guess he's just proud
     
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    mekkler: My gf thinks it funny, in a smug sort of way, when she catches someone staring at me. She tells me about it later since I usually don't notice. I'm sure it's the same way I like it when I catch people staring at her tits - men obviously, but women too.
     
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    priapus: my G/F enjoys my size but does NOT like me to show off or even be noticed. We were on a boat with some of her friends and whenever I had to piss, I would just hang it out the bottom of my shorts. She told me later not to do it that way because her friends noticed and were making jokes about my size later. This is a bummer because I really, really get off by showing off (incognito, my ex used to show pictures to her sister, which I loved) so now I just have to make sure it looks like a mistake...
     
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    China_deSade: I & my male companion was waiting in line
    to go down the waterslide at disney world
    when I noticed a woman staring at his protruding
    genitalia with a disgusting look upon her face.
    To reciprocate her negativity,
    I stepped in front of him and began staring
    at her with a similiar expression on my face
    until she focused her attentions elsewhere.
     
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    james9692000: Once when we bought a box of Magnum XL at a grocery store, my wife noticed the female bagger staring at my crotch. As we were leaving, she said, "In case you're wondering..." and held her hands apart to depict my length.
     
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    nacard01: Not a wife or girlfriend but I have some very close friends that have seen my bulge even some of them have seen me naked.

    They are funny when they get drunk because sometimes when we are at a bar they will play it off like they are my notification service or radar system.

    They will constantly catch people staring at my crotch or pant leg depending on the night =) and then either they will tell me or get real bold and make a spectacle out of the person.

    Kermit
     
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    biggbenn8: My late wife had a VERY 'strange' sense of humor (that unfortunately one of my sons has inherited)...

    She really developed a sense of humor about the stairs...

    One woman kept staring and oggling and staring..

    So my wife stared BACK at the womans breasts. It became VERY funny- the more the woman tried not to stare the more blatant my wife became- a real test of wills. (I was wearing walking shorts and coudn't really 'hide' myself....my wife even told me to 'adjust'- she was a bit twisted- I just enjoyed to women 'fighting' over me...)
     
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    wvalady1968: I would have really liked her!
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