women do not squirt.

[SilverTrain]

In Roswell, New Mexico, Elvis Presley (yes, he's alive and well) shags all comers and they all squirt.

 

[helgaleena]

It is becoming a pet peeve of mine that female ejaculation and this 'watersport' called squirting (letting out urine) are being mixed up by the pornographers. The stuff that comes out of the similar glands in the anus is not usually called ejaculation, Luka honey.

 

[Serial Kisser]

It is becoming a pet peeve of MINE that so many women are so out of touch with their bodies that they can't tell the difference between peeing and squirting.

Squirting is not the same as releasing your bladder! Guh.

 

[Notthe7]

I wanna pisss on you.

 

[B_talltpaguy]

Yes, women do squirt. And yes, they'll also pee on you if you're not careful... lol

I made my last gf squirt on occasion, and she was extremely concerned that she was peeing. One day, we fooled around and literally while we were getting it on, she ran and peed and we resumed. When she came and squirted, she couldn't believe it. We wound up fucking for like 30 minutes straight (in full disclosure, I alternated with a dildo), and she just kept squirting over and over even though she had just totally drained her bladder. lol... She was so 'fucked out' as she called it, that couldn't really think or act right well into the next day. She was just in a daze and clumsy as hell... That day led to lots of sex jokes between us.

 

[HazelGod]

Oh Zoe. :: squirts in your mouth ::

:lmao:

 

[nylonguy]

Some women squirt a tiny amount of glandular fluid which is similar in nature to precum -BUT it's a tiny amount and we so rarely see that that it's hardly worth mentioning. What we normally see portrayed as squirting is nothing more than good old pissing. The simple fact is that there's nothing we have that can hold that amount of fluid, ask any doctor, any specialized urologist and they'll tell you the same.
If you stimulate someone's g-spot what you're stimulating is the underside of their bladder, I've seen so many women say it feels similar to peeing, that's because it's mainly piss mixed with a small amount of glandular fluid.
My ex husband was heavily into watersports, stimulate my g-spot and it will evoke a response that's visually what is portrayed in porn as squirting, both he and I knew it was nothing more than loss of bladder control because I just came extremely hard.
The 'medical' experts who come out with proof of watersports aren't really medical people, they're lay people. The real doctors will tell you that it's piss.
There's still some stigma about watersports so there is a vested interest in proving that 'squirting' per se, exists.
Interestingly the British Board of Film Censors looked at all the evidence and decided to ban its portrayal in British Certified films because it was watersports.

Now all you ladies are going to come back at me and provide anecdotal proof that you do indeed squirt gallons - you tell me where it's coming from and I'll believe you. Bear in mind if it's coming from your bladder it's piss.

Well pee smells like pee, and what comes out is of a squirter does not smell like pee........so it must not be pee 'eh!!!!!

 

[helgaleena]

Pee doesn't smell right away, only after exposure to air.

 

[Symphonic]

Some women squirt a tiny amount of glandular fluid which is similar in nature to precum -BUT it's a tiny amount and we so rarely see that that it's hardly worth mentioning. What we normally see portrayed as squirting is nothing more than good old pissing. The simple fact is that there's nothing we have that can hold that amount of fluid, ask any doctor, any specialized urologist and they'll tell you the same.
If you stimulate someone's g-spot what you're stimulating is the underside of their bladder, I've seen so many women say it feels similar to peeing, that's because it's mainly piss mixed with a small amount of glandular fluid.
My ex husband was heavily into watersports, stimulate my g-spot and it will evoke a response that's visually what is portrayed in porn as squirting, both he and I knew it was nothing more than loss of bladder control because I just came extremely hard.
The 'medical' experts who come out with proof of watersports aren't really medical people, they're lay people. The real doctors will tell you that it's piss.
There's still some stigma about watersports so there is a vested interest in proving that 'squirting' per se, exists.
Interestingly the British Board of Film Censors looked at all the evidence and decided to ban its portrayal in British Certified films because it was watersports.

Now all you ladies are going to come back at me and provide anecdotal proof that you do indeed squirt gallons - you tell me where it's coming from and I'll believe you. Bear in mind if it's coming from your bladder it's piss.

You speak specifically of the g-spot, but what of clitoral stimulation? The one time I saw it was clitoral in nature.

 

[SilverTrain]

Hey!

Wank fodder, braggadocio, cultism, and sci-fi, all in one thread.

You don't see that every day.

Except on lpsg.

 

[hung_proper1978]

I knew a girl like this. Thought women squirting was a hoax and was special effects in porn.

 

[Drifterwood]

Skene's gland.

How cool to have a very sexy part of lady's sexual anatomy named after you.

Have you heard of the DW orgasm? :biggrin1:

 

[HazelGod]

Have you heard of the DW orgasm? :biggrin1:

I doubt anyone has, anywhere. :tongue:

 

[Drifterwood]

I doubt anyone has, anywhere. :tongue:

:biggrin1:

I can't resist an amusing cunt.

The DW orgasm is reflective of the butterfly effect.

 

[HazelGod]

I can't resist an amusing cunt.

Pfft...you say that as if there were any kind you could resist. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Allison Chains]

i used to think it was bullshit.................untill it happened to me! yes, there is a distinct difference between squirting and urinating. feels completely different.

though i still think what's her face -- cytheria? -- is fake. either that, or she has some seriously strong PC muscles. though i guess i can't really judge -- i'm just getting used to it myself and learning how to control it

 

[Drifterwood]

Pfft...you say that as if there were any kind you could resist. :biggrin1:

Dear Boy, you must learn the difference between could and would. That's would, not wood. :wink:

 

[HazelGod]

The DW orgasm is reflective of the butterfly effect.

You mean the first is better than one would expect, given the douchebag involved...but the sequel leaves one feeling they should have just stopped after that? :biggrin:

 

[D_Allison Chains]

You mean the first is better than one would expect, given the douchebag involved...but the sequel leaves one feeling they should have just stopped after that? :biggrin:

*falls off couch laughing*

excellent observation.

 

[Drifterwood]

You mean the first is better than one would expect, given the douchebag involved...but the sequel leaves one feeling they should have just stopped after that? :biggrin:

How lucky for one of your thirst for knowledge, that you have so much to learn about women. :wink: