mental image of this thread..
whale sized cock sitting on the couch.
small party with close friends going on around the massive cock.
the hostess has perched the snack platters/h'orderves on a shorn left testicle.
everyone is a little awkward.. trying to look at anything other than the whale sized penis taking up most of the room.
every time someone starts to ask about the giant cock in the room.. they is hushed with a whispered "we love her parties.. ignore the penis of size"
*giggles to self*
*eats imaginary spinach/cheese snackie thing*
whale sized cock sitting on the couch.
small party with close friends going on around the massive cock.
the hostess has perched the snack platters/h'orderves on a shorn left testicle.
everyone is a little awkward.. trying to look at anything other than the whale sized penis taking up most of the room.
every time someone starts to ask about the giant cock in the room.. they is hushed with a whispered "we love her parties.. ignore the penis of size"
*giggles to self*
*eats imaginary spinach/cheese snackie thing*