Your Homemade Penis Pump

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Cylinder: An old Nalgene (super sturdy) plastic water bottle

Gauge: My Cheeks

Pump: My mouth/tongue

Let me clarify. I wanted to see if I would like pumpng withough having to invest anythin in it (I'm a poor college student) so I decided in an instant to make one out of things from around the house!

I had some fuel tubing from my model airplane, and I had a flesh light already as a "seal". All that was left was a little ingenuity and a golf tee to plug the end of the tubing while I wasn't sucking on it. Fantastic results, I think, although getting a good seal was a bit tricky at first.

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this sounds like some kind of outtake from a Jack-Ass video.

it gets stuck on steve-o and pontius lights an m-80 on the opposite end to blast it off.
 

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Why is there so much fear surrounding this? I mean I walked into it with a relatively sound mechanical understanding of the apparatus, and when I put it into practice I only used as much suction as I could without any sort of unexpected discomfort.

As far as a pump getting stuck on you, well, i mad the mistake ONCE during my latest venture of sliding out the tubing that I used to draw/bleed off vacuum pressure and yes it got "stuck" and it was uncomfortable because I did not have complete control of the pressure going on, but let me tell you what I did.

I did not panic. I was uncomfortable, but I realized that all of the spongy engorged tissue around the base of my dick was soft enough to slide a lubed finger under and bleed off the suction with a tickling vibrating flapping "fart" noise, haha.

Based on my limited knowledge and experience, pumping does not necessarily require immense levels of vacuum pressure to be successful. i mean, if you are in any danger of ripping off your testicles or dick, then you are probably using more vacuum pressure than you should.


TL;DR: If you're worried about tearing off your genitals "ur doing it wrong!"
 

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Cylinder: 1.5"X9" Thick Wall, 1.75" X 9" Flared, 3" X 9" Flared

Where you got it from: Vacutech
What's is it made out of: High Quality Polycarbonate / Lexan
Price: $60-80 each

Gauge - See Pump Description

Pump
Where you got it from: LA Pump Distributing
Type: Trigger Style with Gauge
Price: $40

Pump 2: Vacutech VT-9000 Electric (sold)
Type: Electric automatic
Price: $400

I enjoy mine. They work Great, have had permanent gains from them.
You MUST measure correctly to get the right size cylinder.

You CAN make your own pump. See Harbor Freight Tools auto section. Commonly they sell their Metal Brake Bleeder Pump for around $15.00 on sale, and this is the SAME EXACT PUMP that you find in the porn stores for 4X more cost. They even sell a Mity-Vac for around $20 on sale, but its plastic.



I searched through to find a thread but didn't, so here we go!

If you have made a penis pump, list the following:


Cylinder
Where you got it from / What's is it made out of
Prica

Gauge
Where you got it from
Price

Pump
Where you got it from
Price

And of course let us know how it works and if you like it.
 

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How to make your own pump:

Go to a Petstore and go to the fish tank isle and buy a gravel cleaner tube. It comes in different sizes. I bought a 2 inch wide tube that was about 4 feet long. It also comes with it's own end cap so you don't have to worry about finding one some where.

Then head to your local automotive store and buy a pump with gauge. Cost me 30.00. it will come with adapters and a small hose that will connect perfectly to the end cap of of your tube from the pet store.

After you purchase all the materials just cut the tube to whatever size you need. I cut mine to 10 inches and attached the end cap, adapater and hose and you're good to go. You've built yourself a quality pump for less then 40.00. I've been using mine for 2 years.