This is more information about me (since the profile here really sucks).
I am the Truck Driving Goddess, Jill of All Trades, Handywoman... pick one. Yes, I drive an 18 wheeler, I know how to use almost any power tool you have or don't have, I can build a computer, fix a computer, I shoot pool, I can run a business, cut your hair, cook, sew, make jewelry, cross stitch, unclog a drain, change a tire, change the oil or antifreeze in my car, I sing - anything from opera and classical arias to broadway and Women who Rock. Men with long hair make my knees weak and my heart flutter. Add sexy eyes, a sense of humor, and the intelligence to follow my warped sense of humor and I've got my ideal man.
For those wondering when I’m going to be driving through your town - I drive local now, no more long haul, so there is little to no chance of me just passing through. I DO travel on occasion, and will travel on purpose to meet someone that takes the time to get to know me. Capisce?
For some reason, I feel the need to add this (maybe because far too many guys miss that bit down below that says "body type"). I continue to receive winks, flirts and even mail from men who, after spending my time checking or even chatting with them, don't enjoy the company of larger women. I don't say 'wasted my time', but that is in effect what happens. If you want to be friends, that's fine - I'm always willing to make new friends. If all you are looking for is sex, make sure you understand that I'm not Barbie, and I'm not even Barbie's second cousin twice-removed. You should also keep in mind that if you don't have time to get to know me and spend time making friends, you can keep right on moving down the road.
I’m a NY Giants fan. I’ve been a Giants fan most of my life, and as such I despise the Cowboys, ‘Skins and even the Eagles. I also like the Colts, and I adore Peyton Manning. I also like Troy Polamalu (it’s partly the hair, but he also is an amazing player).
My Ideal Person:
What do I like?
I like someone who can handle my smart ass moods and not be afraid to smart ass right back at me.
I like someone strong enough to handle my sarcastic sense of humor, who is intelligent enough to follow me on a wild train ride through my thought processes.
I like a man who can open a door for me, but also knows that I can open a few myself. (That also goes for changing a flat tire, checking under the hood, etc)
Someone who can be open and Real. One who can be strong when I need it, or let ME be strong when I need to be.
Someone who can debate intelligently with me, and knows me well enough to know when it is time to let me win... for now at least.
Someone who can rassle with me... let me think I'm winning... then pin me and can actually hold me down... coz I am a strong bitch.
Someone who doesn't underestimate my strength, intelligence, or my competitive streak. I am a Survivor, a Warrior and a Lady.
Someone who can tease and be teased. A Gentleman Pirate, if you will.
Someone who thinks I’m beautiful.
oh.. and someone who knows it is time to bring me chocolate and let the inner Bitch get through those few days a month when She is at Her worst.
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PLEASE read this part carefully.. If you don't, I will simply end up deleting your message because you have proven that you can't understand English.
I am NOT looking for a married man who wants a discreet encounter. I am looking for people who want to have intelligent conversations, meet for drinks, brunch, snacks, or a nice picnic lunch on the lake. My husband and I swing together or alone; there is no cheating or lack of communication or sex in our marriage. Please feel free to read that last sentence again to make sure you understood.
I do not necessarily have a set age range, but on average I do prefer men between 30-45. I also prefer a man with long hair - the longer the better. Long-haired musicians get a Gold Star.
I am not bisexual. If you are looking for a bi female, I'm NOT your girl.
And fellas, if you send me a message that includes your phone number with the message, "Hey, let's fuck," it will be deleted mercilessly. I don't tolerate stupidity.
Gender: Woman
Age: 40 years old
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Lives in: Morrisville, North Carolina
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 4 in
Body Type: Large
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Jill of all Trades
Race: American Indian
Religion: Spiritual
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length : Long
Eye Color : Blue
Glasses or Contacts : Either
I am the Truck Driving Goddess, Jill of All Trades, Handywoman... pick one. Yes, I drive an 18 wheeler, I know how to use almost any power tool you have or don't have, I can build a computer, fix a computer, I shoot pool, I can run a business, cut your hair, cook, sew, make jewelry, cross stitch, unclog a drain, change a tire, change the oil or antifreeze in my car, I sing - anything from opera and classical arias to broadway and Women who Rock. Men with long hair make my knees weak and my heart flutter. Add sexy eyes, a sense of humor, and the intelligence to follow my warped sense of humor and I've got my ideal man.
For those wondering when I’m going to be driving through your town - I drive local now, no more long haul, so there is little to no chance of me just passing through. I DO travel on occasion, and will travel on purpose to meet someone that takes the time to get to know me. Capisce?
For some reason, I feel the need to add this (maybe because far too many guys miss that bit down below that says "body type"). I continue to receive winks, flirts and even mail from men who, after spending my time checking or even chatting with them, don't enjoy the company of larger women. I don't say 'wasted my time', but that is in effect what happens. If you want to be friends, that's fine - I'm always willing to make new friends. If all you are looking for is sex, make sure you understand that I'm not Barbie, and I'm not even Barbie's second cousin twice-removed. You should also keep in mind that if you don't have time to get to know me and spend time making friends, you can keep right on moving down the road.
I’m a NY Giants fan. I’ve been a Giants fan most of my life, and as such I despise the Cowboys, ‘Skins and even the Eagles. I also like the Colts, and I adore Peyton Manning. I also like Troy Polamalu (it’s partly the hair, but he also is an amazing player).
My Ideal Person:
What do I like?
I like someone who can handle my smart ass moods and not be afraid to smart ass right back at me.
I like someone strong enough to handle my sarcastic sense of humor, who is intelligent enough to follow me on a wild train ride through my thought processes.
I like a man who can open a door for me, but also knows that I can open a few myself. (That also goes for changing a flat tire, checking under the hood, etc)
Someone who can be open and Real. One who can be strong when I need it, or let ME be strong when I need to be.
Someone who can debate intelligently with me, and knows me well enough to know when it is time to let me win... for now at least.
Someone who can rassle with me... let me think I'm winning... then pin me and can actually hold me down... coz I am a strong bitch.
Someone who doesn't underestimate my strength, intelligence, or my competitive streak. I am a Survivor, a Warrior and a Lady.
Someone who can tease and be teased. A Gentleman Pirate, if you will.
Someone who thinks I’m beautiful.
oh.. and someone who knows it is time to bring me chocolate and let the inner Bitch get through those few days a month when She is at Her worst.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
PLEASE read this part carefully.. If you don't, I will simply end up deleting your message because you have proven that you can't understand English.
I am NOT looking for a married man who wants a discreet encounter. I am looking for people who want to have intelligent conversations, meet for drinks, brunch, snacks, or a nice picnic lunch on the lake. My husband and I swing together or alone; there is no cheating or lack of communication or sex in our marriage. Please feel free to read that last sentence again to make sure you understood.
I do not necessarily have a set age range, but on average I do prefer men between 30-45. I also prefer a man with long hair - the longer the better. Long-haired musicians get a Gold Star.
I am not bisexual. If you are looking for a bi female, I'm NOT your girl.
And fellas, if you send me a message that includes your phone number with the message, "Hey, let's fuck," it will be deleted mercilessly. I don't tolerate stupidity.
Gender: Woman
Age: 40 years old
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Lives in: Morrisville, North Carolina
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 4 in
Body Type: Large
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Jill of all Trades
Race: American Indian
Religion: Spiritual
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length : Long
Eye Color : Blue
Glasses or Contacts : Either