Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

I couldn't open that stupid jar of pasta sauce. :twak: I tried everything. Hot water, ice, knives, spoons, dancing chickens - the works!



I had nothing exept tuna and cheese to put on my spaghetti :rant:and I live ten billion miles away from any shops.


Now my new enemy is sitting in my cupboard ready to strike once again. Just sitting there, staring coldly at me (If jars can stare).



:aargh4:



Stupid jar manufacturers... I'll show them what-for.

:soapbox:


Eh, the tuna wasn't too bad anyway. And it went quite well with the cheese.








And now it's telling me I can only post 4 pictures! Grrrrrrr

Stupid jar + LPSG... this means war.

Comments

Tuner and chizz?
What are you ... a garburetor?
Anyway, I'll heed your call to war.
Where is the recruitment office?
Moooooside Station? Or Cowpattie Palace?
 
I know. That jar reduced me to mixing tuna and cheese :mad:

I think the recruitment office should be behind the jar factory so we can tell those naughty jar-inventors to publicly apologize for their disgrace :nono:
 
well no wonder you didn't have any luck cow....you're a cow! Cows have hooves, not hands! Its a wonder you got the tin of tuna open hehe Love YA!
 
the trick to opening those tightly sealed jars is to tap the edge of the lid on a hard surface, like a counter top or even the floor. tap it hard, but not too hard that you'll break the jar. do that all around the lid and then try opening it. that's what i do and it works. who says every woman needs a man to open jars for her? :rolleyes:
 
Put the jar under hot water. When the lid gets warm, dry it off and try turning the lid with a towel.
 
Ok, I'm going to give it another go on the morrow. Thanks for the advice. :kiss:

And my hooves are very precise, I will have moo know! :wink:
 
Also if you tap it a few times with the holding side (not the serrated side) of a butter knife it should come loose.

Tuna and cheese on spaghetti sounds... not good.
 
I like tuna and blue cheese and mayo on top of spaghetti...

It's just different.
 
This is getting ridiculous!! A cow posting a blog on a website!! Really, you need to keep off the grass!! What ever next, comments from a bear?! What planet are you from?!
 
or.......

try putting rubber gloves on ( a good cow always keeps a pair of marigolds handy, surely!!) and then you'll get the lid off! :biggrin1:

NB.... put them on your HANDS! noooo not that! YOUR HANDS!!!!!

:lmao:
 
If you had opposable thumbs it would help too. :wink::biggrin1:
 
Aren't we on the same side of the pond my dear moooooooo cow?!!?
All I'd have to do is :drive:

:biggrin1:
 
get a spoon, stick it under the rim and lever the handle downwards til you hear a pop.... then it'll unscrew easy peasy! lol
 
Okay, you with a knife is something that concerns me. I heard that cows are quite merciless with weaponry.
 
^ I'm not too bad with weaponary! I'm a good cow... honest :redface:

K8! We are on the same side! That saves the swimming a few thousand miles :wink:

I'm going to try this tomorrow I think. :wink: If I'm in the moooood for pasta, that is.
 

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